Show BOAEDENTG HOUSE GEOEEETBY I Some Humble Truths Expressed in Scientific Language Stephen Leacock in Truth Definitions i and Axioms All hoarding houses ar he same boarding house I Boarder In the same boardIng house and on the same tat are equal to one another an-other A ssle room Is that which has no parts and no magnitude The landlady of a boarding house is a parallelogram that is an oblong angular paral20gramthat jular figure which cannot be described fgure but which is equal to anfiincr L I I A wrangle is the disinclination or IWO warders to each other that met together to-gether but are on the samo flat Al the other rooms being taken a single sin-gle room is said to be a doublE room Postulates and Propositions A pie maybe may-be produced any number of times The landlady can be reduced to her lowest terms by a series of propositions A bee line may be made from any > oarding house to any other boarding1 louse The cotes oi a boardinc house bed hough produced ever s far both ways will not meet wi Any two meals at a boarding house are tog ther less than two square meals If from the opposite ends of a boardinghouse boarding-house a line bp drawn passing through al the rooms in turn then the stoere which warms the boarders will lie within hit line On the same bill an on the same side of i there should not be two charges for the same thing I there be two boarders on the same at and the amount ot side of the one fat equal to the amount of side of the other each to each and the wrangle be ween one boarder and the landlady bo equal to the wangle between tho land lady nnd the other then shall the weekly Ibis I-bis of tlc two boarders be equal also ach to each For If not let one bill be the greater Then the other bill is less than it might have been which Is absurd |