Show SOIREE PDITOEIAL THOUGHTS Anaconda Standard Accepting the doctrine doc-trine of incarnation the earthly tenement of the Brahmacharin would eem to be Inhabited by the soul of some recently decease bull who mistook liis surroundings surround-ings for a china shop The Brahmacharin plainly is out of his element He would better make an astral projection of himself him-self to his native Indl l and spend his time I communing with Nirvana on a hemlock log Here he is liable to find the air too full of music and eggs to permit of perfect per-fect intellectuation San Francisco Examiner ExBanker SpaldnET of Chicago has not been able to eat since he Sot in jail for wrecking I his bank There are sundry depositors also who find difficulty in eating and I I would seem as if they might be entitled to a portion of the sympathy now being lavished on Spalding Kansas City Times A New York paper savs a woman at Findlay O has been driven insane by the air ship excitement A the statement Is without the requisite affidavit attachment we respectfully ue afdavIt atachment repectfuly te I clne to believe I Nothing about an air I shIn goes in this latitude unsupported by I affidavits Pittsbunr Dispatch There are quiet in I tlmatons that the troubles of King Geonre of Greece in dealing with incompetent incom-petent commanders dissatisfied member of the onposition and Invading Turk constitute a task of flowery ese in comparison com-parison with the work of the New York committee in caring for the visiting gov einors and congressmen at the Grant monument exercises Chicago Chronicle The governor of I New York did not ride horseback in the Grant parade because he didnt know I how Why didnt he ride a nicycle CourierJournal The stamps to be used I by the bottlers of whisky in bond it seems must set forth the sworn statement of the distiller as to the amount in the bottle This Is a great step in reforming reform-ing the liquor trade The thirsty millions vho have been compelled to pay for five and six quarts to the J heretofore I will rise up and bless tho congress that I passed that law I |