Show I GOOD STORIES OF TODAY I I I Papa Had II Bought Her DotvivoTTs nut She Was Still Vnsatlsiled Papa said the millionaires beautiful beau-tiful daughter as she put her arms around him affectionately papa wont you buy mewont you buy me She hesitated and he hastily interrupted inter-rupted Oh youve got all the bowwows you need This dos show is driving every one crazy But I dont want a bowwow she said petulantly Youve always been so good to me you know You bought me a pony cart and a lot of Paris dresses and a summer cottage and a sailboat and a footman and a coachman coach-man and an opera box for the season an1iandoh I know youve been real good I should say I had he exclaimed Ive bought you everything that you wanted that could be had for money Oh no not everything papa she put in hastily Well what is there left to buy he asked Well you see papa all the girls are getting foreign noblemen andl I want one too f Better take a bowwow he urged No papa UA sealskin sack then No A steam yacht and another trip abroad I No He saw that his beautiful daughter was determined and he sighed Well he said at last Ill look the matter up today and if I find I can get a good one without having to pay import duties Ill place an order for him But youll have to make the most of him Ill never buy another for you Chicago Post The Sew AVoinan Wore Si Mtidam said the new womans husband severely I have borne your interference with my affairs too long You object to my leaving the children in charge of the nurseman while I go to afternoon teas You criticize the extravagance of my shopping expeditions ex-peditions You sneer at my patronage patron-age of bargain sales You find fault with the number of callers whom I receive afternoons I will not endure it I wish you to understand that I wear the divided skirt in this family Buffalo Express Ex-press The Trnc Optimist Father said the small boy who thirsts for knowledge whats an optimist op-timist 1 An optimist my son is i man who never loses hope one who in spite of rei4 ted discouragements believes everything will come out for the best who is not discouraged by defeat andOh interrupted the small boy I know what you meana Washington baseball crank Washington Star |