Show NOT A BEER GARDEN The Mistake Two Americans Made About a Fete to the Kaiser When Tom Blvers was very many ears younger when he had just been graduated from college he went to Europe ond saw every thine on the continent tinent which strangers are permitted to see He had with him a companion alumnus and the way they did London Paris and Brussels was wonderful By the time they reached Berlin they were osmopolites says the St Paul Globe I rtn Immediately after finishing their I dinner Tom and hs chum sailed forth to behold be-hold those muchtalkedof German beer gardens They did not stop to ask the Interpreter where the best were but felt sure they would meet 6ne beiore many streets should be passed So on they went for a few squares until un-til 1 they came upon a brilliantly lighted lace filled with trees and slants nooks and corners Officers were moving about with sayly dressed ladles music plaYing I dear little round tables here and there It was charmingjust what they had expected ex-pected Shall we go in and have a glass of I beer said one to the other By nil means Gates stood wide open Servants In rows bowed them In The Interior was more fascinating than tne glimpse through the trees had promised Several men In uniform stared at them They leisurely seated themselves at a small l table and one tapped with his cane One of the men who had been standing at the door after a hasty consultation with the eiJ i f th ooif others approached them He wore many decorations What a swell waiter said one The man demanded What do you want here of course In the German Two beers answered the student holding up two fingers to make hlm elf understood Thunder weather exclaimed the mann man-n uniform and In two seconds time they found themselves landed heavily on the sidewalk and there left with numberless r I German words which they had not I learned at the university I They afterward learned that the bril I I liantly lighted garden was a private one and that they had assisted for a brief space at a fete given to the emperor A Depew Campaign Story Some good stories are told not Infrequently I Infre-quently In the room of the committee Ion I-on interstate and foreign commerce of the house and Clerk Tedford of that committee who Is an old Iowa newsPaper news-Paper man of many years experience is I one of the best of the story tellers that gather there His memory runs back to political campaigns of many years ago and one of his stories recently told was in regard to Chauncey M Depew oppos ing John A Dlx for the governorship of New York Depew was not always the i stalwart Republican that Wi Is l now and although that was before the name of mugwump was Invented that political I term precisely describes Mr Depew at that time One of the arguments which Desew used against Dix was that he had been an ofilceseeker all his life Why Depew would say when the pilgrim I fathers landed on Plymouth Rock John A ir was there dm when they I first began to talk of organizing a community com-munity John A Dlx got up and said if 1 they didnt make him justice of the peace he and his followers would go out Into the woods and establish a rival com munlty This was a little too much for one of Depews hearers who arose in the back part of the hall Depew waited for him and he said Why Mr Depew that cant be so for John A Dlx Isnt old enough to have been at Plymouth with the pilgrim fathers fath-ers Depew drew himself up to his full height thrust his hand impressively In the bosom of his vest and said In the most solemn tones he could command Ladles and gentlemen all during this campaign I have been making this statement state-ment concerning Mr Dlx in every city town and village In the state of New York In which I have spoKen and this Is the first time ladles and gentlemen that It has ever been called Into cties tlon |