Show I i JANUS WINS OUT Our neighbor is a easy mark I takes itself so seriously that it never I seems to realize when i is being jollied jol-lied I Here it has gone along for several days solemnly discussing a matter that it knows nothing about and that no I one cares anything about allowing its j attention to be taken from its work of senatormaking and giving up space that certainly belongs to the antiRob erts agitation I I has laid down a authoritative the following propositions to which however 1 how-ever contradictory they appear we assent I as-sent for the sake of harmony 1 Janus was a deity unknown to the Greeks I 2 He was a king who was banished V from Greece to Ilium I 3 His was but another name for Saturn I 4 anus and Kronos were not the same Yet we are told that Saturn and Kronos were one and the same except ex-cept that one was the Roman and the other the Greek name 5 That St Patrick was an Italian All of which is respectfully submitted submit-ted We submit because our contemporary contem-porary is like the village schoolmaster I who even though vanquished could argue still with words of learned length and thundering sound |