Show m hUSiAY SAYING Rarrii Horn There isnt much lifting power to your religion if it doont make you do your jest to pay 100 cents on the dollar Philadelphia Times Somerby Bays that lately be prayod all night oc his knee This Is ever so much better than preying on his tel low men Chicago InterOcean Dont you think Hard hell is growing a great deal more liberal How do jou account lor the change in his vcwsI Jurglo Oh lie copies the sermons or a Unitarian Unitar-ian minister now Instead or a Baptist Chicago Standard A preacher recently asked a college president what he thought of his sermon ser-mon I beard In It what I hope never to hear again What was that II The clock strike twice Boston Courier The Rev SlowansleepyAh Miss Smilax I was glad to see you at church again after your long absence I hoped you liked the sermon Miss Smilax Oh yes indeed In-deed it was so restful JEixhange Elder Ucrry Joblots proposes to fill tho church by giving those who attend a policy covering any accident during the service ser-vice Dr ThirdlyHow could one meet within with-in accident in church Eider Berry Ona might fall off tho scat while asleep New York Press Your husband said one lady to another is very gruff and impolite and neversays kind word to you I wonder how you put up with him Oh you mustnt be too lard upon him said the gentle wife ho Is not always that way You should hear him speak in prayer meeting street < C Smiths Goad Ifews Little Boy Maynt I be a preacher when Igrow up Mother Of course you nay my pet if you want to Little BoyYes I do I spose Ive got to go to church all my life anyhow an its a good deal harder to sit still than to walk around and holler Chicago Tribune Jly young friend said tho kind old man with tho tracts will you oblige me by reading this some day when you have the leisure Tho young man looked at the little pamphlet It was entitled Shun tho Place Everlasting Burning Why uncle ho said I should think that would be a healthy place Thcy boil the water dont they Yes my dear young friend II rejoined the kind old man And they also burn the garbage Youd better keep away I |