Show CAUGHT THE DAILY KOUNDUP When a man is in doubt on any point all I he has to do is to ask bis table waiter or barber Charley It I said to the ebony serfant with ivory teeth and eyes as big as eggs who appears at my elbow once every thirty minutes during meal time do you believe that if a man whips his wile she loves the very ground he stands on I Charley rolled his great white orbs almost L out of their sockets put his bony baud over the corners of his mouth to keep it from saying anything but the gospel truth and replied In my obsevernations I ez got a case in my mind 1 knowd a preacher whose wile didnt take to him no how One Sunday alter preaching a powerful strong sermon he gibs her a clubbing she never forgot and she loved him better ever since < < A way of getting the Worlds fair to goon Y go-on without intermission and at the same time making a concession to the people who oppose it would be to drop Sunday t out of the calendar of 1893 and credit Saturday F Sat-urday with fortyeight hours is suggested L to the round up man This could easily be done says the informer by an arrangement I arrange-ment with the publishers of almanacs andy and-y < calendars It would also give the advertising adver-tising agent of the Worlds Columbian Exposition Ex-position a chance to get in some fine by ant an-t nouncing Saturday as the big day of the I week with double sun rises and double r sunsets and six meals in the restaurant ff without any increase on weekly rates J The almanacs of 1894 could be readjusted 1 to the old schedule and business allowed to progress in tUe old prove Foreigners have W p always found difficult to understand us and our business methods and this would help them more than anything that can happen Irving Benton Is a firm believer that tho penitentiary is mightier than the post office < < a Albert Fisher is an illustration that the producer even in tho beer business has an advantage over the consumer Six years ngo Fisher was forman In the Salt Lake brewery and he hadnt more than enough money to enjoy a street acquaitance with an Uptown banker But Fisher got in with Fred Kiesel and is now the owner of a half interest in the Fisher brewery and is also an eyen partner in the valuable business block just east of the Cullon hotel In addition to these holdings Mr Fisher now engaged in building a handsome hand-some residence on the banks of the Jordan that will be the finest dwelliup in that part of the city and that will cost in the neighborhood of i = 10000 Billy McQueen t the Liberal candidate for sheriff is an illustration that in these degenerate de-generate days his the man who seeks the office and not the office that sedks the man that gets it Billy has been a standing I candidate for nigatin to fbrty i irs M Coroner Harris blames the undertakers with his defeat He couldnt stand them off with stiffs and so they laid him out A summer car lays itself open to complaint com-plaint this season of the year and should go In doors or shut up f a Is the early cold snap to be accounted for on tho theory of changed conditions I |