Show TOLD ON THE QUIET Snap Shots hy Mental Cameras Original and Otherwise They must be a queer crowd in Denver Den-ver There is a governor who wants to swim in gore up to his horses want t re irshe wouldnt be satisfied with one satsfed wih inch less another official who pro posed to fight for an Idea that he had evoluted from his gray matter until 1 Hell Freezes Over apd now to make the mae e trinity complete comes Colonel A C Fisk who challenges Senator iBqyd to a duel at the time the intimating in language that cannot be very well l l misunderstood that if the senator did natr not fight or retract his alleged slander alegedslader he Fisk e would take a club and beat I the senators brains out I is to be hoped that all of these curios will be curos wi exhibited at the Midwinter fair The merchant who keepeth his cement ce-ment sidewalk free from fre snow these days doeth far more towards helping on the Good Cause than he who super intendeth the shipping of red flannel shirts to the heathen in Africa One of the most comical sides to the Hawaiian trouble and it has several is the plaintive and fetching way in which the real estate sharks on the islands talk about the licentiousness of the queen The felows lcentiousness there are so angelic so good so pure them selves that the thought of being ruled over by a woman who is not like Caesars wife strikes terror to their inmost souls Proceeding on their line of argu L ment I suppose these very same good people they must indeed peopletey mut indee be truly good will when good Queen Vic dies cal upon Congress and the president to Send an army across the big pond and wrest the crown from the ead of is royal ighness Albut Edward 9 I may have a detrimental effect efet nome n-ome of the young bloods who have decided to go to the Midwinter fair to learn that San Francisco has only one saloon to every ninetysix persons persn and the average will of course be cut down while the fair is in whle te > progress A new word ha been coined in connection con-nection with the electric street cars Motorman never did sound quite dignified enough to me I has frequently fre-quently jarred on my sensitive nerves and particularly when I have seen It staring me in the face Dont Talk to the Motorman Hereafter it will wi be the proper caper to refer to the gentleman on the front te gentema end of the car as the motorneer ca The serpentine dance is being done in I a cage of llonsEx Ah Sort of being lionized a it were S Wife I want 15 yards more of the same kind of material sme you bought me on New < Years HusbandBut I thought you told me you had your dress made Wife I didbut HusbandBut what Wife Why V Ive yet to make the sleeves 4 The River Jordan from its rapid fall takes its name from the Hebrew word fal yarden meaning descent Ex This scarcely applies to the sluggish stream at the west boundary of the city does it ciy I Davy Neilson the well known watch man has all the frugality al frugalty that dis tinguishes the Scottish race NhuI standing this however he Is far from what the Scots call near being hos Pitable to a degree What do you think the meanest act a te man could be guilty of 1 I asked him the culd other night The meanest he queried Yes Well then mon Ill tell ye The meanest mon is ain who being out we a friend and having twa tw ples eats V ain o them and gies th ether ta hissel gic Patrolman Siegfus was resting himself him-self standing up on The Herald cor ner vtolt other evening when a fellow with three sheets flying in the wind and the fourth one wildly th flapping widly wwae came down the street V Shay officer said he dye know Ive hie half a mind to go hic home homeMy My friend said Siegfus thats a great scheme thats the brightest idea you hae had In brghtest Go longbow G long V And he went while 1Ic smiled turned and silently resumed his lpne ly tramp DR FELL > > W i |