Salt Lake Herald | 1890-02-23 | Page 13 | The Misses

The Misses Though in this world Ive met with strife Ive learned what true domestic bliss is But half the sorrows of my life Have come to me through certain Misses Although in this tis not my plan The single gentle sex to censure Tis truo my troubles flrskbegan All through a certain Miss Adventure My way in life I sought tomake And get a start by frugal living But lost it all through aMiss Take Though I was warned by a Miss Giving And whena pretty maiii1 wooed I I studied courtship as a science Butfear my love was Miss Construed Because she feared a Miss Alliance Then to Miss Chance I Tvas a dupe MissTrust my every step pursuing And if leer got in the soup Twas some that Miss Chief had been brewing brew-ing The thaknextbrought me to grief I fear her name was Miss Homer Was called Miss Fortune who the thief Left me when short of cash a roamer I gave tho gossips manya topic Who saw my plans to wed Miss Carry And lest I should get MisS An Thropic fled with Miss Ery to marry Now sinceTve settled downin lifeLess life-Less in Miss Hap have confided I For who is guided by a wifo Is not so apt to be Miss Guided D W McCourt in Pioneer Press