| Show An Essay on Ian I Man that is born of woman is small potatoes and few in a hill He rises up today and flourishes like a ragweed and tomorrow or the next day the undertaker under-taker hath him He goeth forth in the morning warbling like a lark and is knocked out in one round and two seconds sec-onds In the midst of life he is in debt and the tax collector pursues him wherever he goeth The banister of life is full of splinters and he slideth down with considerable con-siderable rapidity He walketh forth in the bright sunlight to absorb ozone and meeteth the bank teller with a sight draft for 357 He cometh home at eventide and meet eth the wheelbarrow in his path It riseth up and smiteth him to the earth and alleth upon him and runneth one of its legs into his ear Lj the gentle spring time he putteth on his summer clothes and a blizzard striketh him far from home and filleth him with cuss words and rheumatism In the winter he putteth on winter trousers and a wasp that abideth excitement excite-ment He starteth down into the cellar with an oleander and goeth backward and the oleander cometh after him and sitteth upon him He buyeth a watch dog and when he cometh home from the lodge the watchdog watch-dog treeth him and sitteth near him until un-til rosy morn He goeth to the horse trot and betteth his money on the brown mare and the bay gelding with a blaze face winneth He marrieth a red headed heiress with a wart on her nose and the next day the parent ancestor goeth under with a fee arrest and great liabilities and cometh com-eth home to live with his beloved son inlaw WiQhita County D rLtcitit 111 j < |
