Show PITH AND POINT Some men carry too much sail some too little Oppression of any who are in the minority is the greatest cowardice It require more time and means to raise may a flower than a weed but the market is better Pomeroys Advance Thought The French ladies have a saying that a man should keep his eyes open before marriage and half shut afterwards Texas Siftings I thought you took an unusual interest welfare remarked an unsuccessful terest in my successful lover No indeed only in your farewell Well old fellow its all settled I am to be married in two months You will be one of the witnesses I hope Count upon me I never desert a friend in misfortune Maria I wish you were a native of France said Smythe as he rolled over in bed at 1 am Id like to know why Because I dont know a word of French Washington Critic Did you know a mule was a mighty intelligent animal said Smythe to Brown No Well he is How I do you make that out Look at the amount brayau1 work he does Washington Critic Perpetual motion as it were burst and gas may Oh gas may escape And vanish in noise and flame But the meters hand in its quiet way Goes traveling onward day by day And gets there just the same b Omaha World Byandby undoubtedly marriage licenses and divorces will be sold in single perforated sheets and young can buy roundtrip tickets to men matrimony at reduced rates Detroit I Free Press |