Show j f f EVENTS AND COMMENTS 1 A WELLknown doctor of this city is if said to be anxious to tale the Patience r Pa-tience peoplo to San Francisco and t i bill them as the Mormon Amateur i Opera Company I I i i I ToDAY is the 1st tomorrow morning i morn-ing the energetic merchant will glance i ever < < the huge and increasing stack of j 1 tills and wonder whether last weeks I f I i I amusements have left enough money ii it i in the town to warrant the sending out i t 1 1 of a collector who works by the day ill f A WislltSGTON church fair committee i a t i introduced a new attraction in the l shape of an art gallery living models D I This may be thought by some to be a k questionable means of raising wind for 1 1 the parsons lungs but when it is stated j that it was much more respectable than an evening party in that the models I were draped even the most criticising should be satisfied I THE FOLLOWixo which is said to have been published in a Deadwood paper J may not be remarkable for correctness of grammatical construction but it is evident that the writermeant business My wife Sarah has Shot my ranch When I didnt Do a thing to her an I want It dis I tiactly Understood tbat any man That takes huT in and keers for hur Ou my account willet 1 i 1 will-et himself pumped so Full of lead that J j Borne tenderfoot will locate him for a Mineral I a Miner-al clamc A word to the wise is sufficient II i an orter work on fools 1 j II I I l I li SOME WORKMEN employed in excavating r excavat-ing for the railroad at Tiburon yesterday I jt 1 F yester-day uncovered a portion of a human skeleton The teeth in the skull were white and regular and the supposition I I I 1 is that the skeleton was that of a young I man On inquiry from a 12year resident 11 1 resi-dent of the place nothing could be J learned in regard to the matter no one I i to his knowledge having been buried in j t 4 the place indicated during his stay in 1 Tiburol1San Francisco Call Here i t is another chance for the Tribune tot to-t howl about Another Mormon Outrage Out-rage r II I THERE WAS a faint suggestion of 1 1 I humor in the petition presented to the 1 11 t h City Council on Tuesday evening last I j r i II wherein it was represented that the i I I petitioners had lived in the Sixth Ward H I J I since 1855 and bas passed the years intervening i f 1 I in-tervening between then and now indulging 1 in-dulging in fond but delusive hopes that j their streets would some day be gravel led but as life was growing shorter and i I s I mud getting deeper they had finally i I i plucked up courage enough to ask that t I 1 their wants be satisfied If patience be i J I r1 i i a virtue and virtue is entitled to are il ward then it is time our Sixth Ward I l friends received theirs 1 11 it i l lit i l-it 1 I P THE FREE delivery system which I IS i l I must go into effect immediately will be j I n t of incalculable benefit to Salt Lakers I Ii 3 i but in order for our citizens to reap the i full benefits they must all do their 1 i h i i h l i share in the matter The wisdom of the it i I > rl J I City Council in compelling the numbering i1 i t i number-ing of all the houses over a year ago is I3 I f I 1 now seen in the fact that a great many h i I t i I can actually tell where they live and I t yet it is safe to presume that there are is many houses numberless and many persons who do not know the number I I I 1 I of their houses save when they are I t I looking at the plate over the door 41 i i t dont know was the answer io a 1 r merchant yesterday whether my 1 I 1 I number is 357 or 375but I think it is one i I or the other Are you sure it isnt I I iI 753 asked the merchant It maybe I I j f may-be was the reply butlll find os tan d J l 1 let ycoi know To that class of people E i i i peo-ple we would mildly suggest they i I spend a few hours today in endeavoring l If a i II endeavor-ing to affix the numbers of their domiciles r t i Ii domi-ciles to their memories and if that ° p i j I Ii plan fails have it written printed iHtj C carved or east duplicates made to hang j t 11 1 i Around their necks j 1 I I |