Show Seat eat on N Nr Y Charge Change Hangs on Pair of Pants did a seat on the New York WIEN stock exchange a hang by a pair pur of or trousers Ask Asic sk a prominent Denver broker who record breaking recently made a trip to New Mew York to purchase a seat on the tue owned by bj another Denver i I broker He lie was wal scheduled to appear before the membership committee cOl of or the tho Now York stock exchange at 9 clock o'clock Tues Tues- dav morning and arid reluctant to forego the pleasure o of th till tho May Ia da day my dinner dinner- dance at the Country Countr club tile the Saturday evening before he Ito and and- his attractive wl wife figured J clo closely cb on time and It seems on other oIlier ess essentials ls It I nail d would was finally arranged so 80 they be able aLle to attend thc tho dance lance packing pack pack- log ing husbands husband's traveling bags hags and sending sending send send- ing them to lo the tho station so 10 he had only to make malc a mad dash for or the train at the eleventh hour He lIe ai arrived ed rived at the station In his dress suit suit lie he would need It anyway n wa In Gotham's Gotham's Goth Goth- ams am's gay n social set and set and the berths bertha be beIn being being be- be In ing male made up he hurriedly cuddled doon for or the ni night ht fo o sleep in untroubled untroubled bled sleep He Ito awoke In the tho early morn with the sunlight ht flooding his berth and with Jo Joy in his heart but shades of Croesus Croesus' How was ho he heer over er to appear before the membership of or th New York stock ex ox- ox change challe at 9 o'clock In the tho morning I wearing full dress trousers trousers' Yes sir youve you've ou guessed the answer anser I IVICe VICe had carefully packed the coats and Vests vesta of two snappy looking business business business busi busi- In Ill the tile ness suits lulls and forgotten to put trousers What a a. wild and woolly westerner those New York financiers would think him I It was a horrible plight and he was vas forced to make malco the thc best hest of oC a a. 1 bad lII situation situation situa situa- tion the tile which has won him tho the distinction dis dis- of Innovating a n new stYle stylo b by appearing in full tull dress tress trousers topped n with ith the light coat and vest of a a. business busi husi- ness suit There Thero was no no time limo to lose In Chi Chicago cago o and as he sped over the country on the fastest train for or New York ho de developed developed de- de eloped ch chills I fever fe cold feet an and numerous numerous nu nu- mi- mi other alarming symptoms The Tho telegraph wires were kept hot from rom each station and JI passengers aboard the train attracted by his ills unusual togs and weird actions began to whisper sympathetically A 4 bit queer poor fel fellow rellow rel- rel low nice looking chap too And hall had it not been for or a n. C O. O D D. I special order wired by hIs bin Denver partner partner part part- ner ncr to one of New Yorks York's leading tailors who dispatched the tile necessary apparel to his hotel Just P. P prior to his arrival well a n. certain well known firm of or Denver brokers might Just ht not now nor boast a a. seat on the tile New Nw York exchange Denver D Denver nver Post POlL |