Show I THE DAYS DAY'S GO GOOD D STORIES II lie He Fooled His In Lawyer A at story ry is going the rounds of or how one of or Suffolk count counts county's a lawyers was nas fooled tooled by a l A tramp urr arraigned for vagrancy vagrancy va va- grancy wa was under suspicion suspicion cion of ot having taken alten the watch of or in m elderly Gentleman gentleman Gen Gen- who was as ger to appear against him The Thela la lawyer Jor took pi pity ty on orr tho unfortunate pedestrian and convinced that he was not guilty lIty took the stand in tn his behalf and i pleaded for far him BO so strong strong- strongly ly IJ that the jud Judge N discharged dis charged chars him Stepping from the dock ck the freed man followed ollow d the tho la lawyer to the thA corridor and In a secluded seclude spot approached him to express his gratitude He said Hon Honored red sir air Im I'm sorry I aint got no money to give you but hut I feel highly grateful and wish to re repa repay repay re- re pa pay you Jou ambling an among Anong ong the folds of ur his tattered garments garments gar bar ments ho hI produced a and placing It in inthe the lawyers lawyer's hand said Here Herc tak take the watch h.- h. Traveler Advice From Prom ail RU Expert G George cor 0 Washington Johnson stood before an er a avenging avenging judge and realized realized realized real real- that t all the thc evidence evl was wan 1 against him It was tho the same old charge But Hut said tho the Judg jud with a n perplexed frown U I M dont don't understand Johnson how It was vas possible possible pos pos- sible for you itou to steal those chickens ns when they were ware roosting right un un- der the owners owner's window I and thero there wore two vi vicious vicious vi- vi cious clous bulldogs 3 in the yard It wouldn't do you you no good judge foh fob me to how I caught em replied the successful culprit You 1 ou couldn't do it if it you ou tried It forty times an on an you might git gita a hide full tull of ot buckshot do fut fust t time you put your laig ober obey de fence De best way for you to todo todo todo do is a to buy your chick chick- ons one In do de market The market The Popular Magazine agazine A A N New rr The rho waiter walter was a new hand and tho the customer a a. short diminutive woman Sho She gave save her order And then tried to settle down on her hor chair BO so that her feet teet could reach the floor loor In this however she was waa was was' not successful so she added another order to her first I And bring mo me a hassock hassock has has- sock she said The waiter paused for tor fora torn a n moment an and meditative meditative- me meditatively ly y brushed first the tablecloth tablecloth tablecloth table table- cloth an and then thon his chin lie He rearranged rearrange the thc glasses glass glass- es several times and then thon wont red rod In the thc face race Eventually lie ho scanned the tho menu Yes madame he re replied re- re plied pIlot at I last lant Rt And will you you er er have the tho hassock hassock has has- sock ock boiled or tried filed 7 Boston Traveler T n ed d h by C The ThA late Thomas Thomaa B B. B I Reed when a a. lad Jad was ro- ro I ban ball out a small mall f b boat that had beon been leakIng leakIng leaking leak- leak I Ing badly and was wa almost full of ot water f 1 I cant can't do it it replied Tom Its Ita unconstitutional lional What hat do you mean Inquired the tho owner of or the boat The constitution of the United States sa says s re replied ro- ro plied the future futuro statesman states states- man that excessive ban ball shall not be required of ot otan an any man Youths Youth's Com Com- panion Pr Praise III Uncle Eben Jackson an anold anold anold old colored man from G Georgia or la Journeyed on onona onono ono one occasion all the way I to Washington to see seo Ty TyCobb TyCobb r Cobb play baseball lI Fortunately Fortunately Fortunately For For- Cobb came up to expectations and knocked a a. homo home run ran Dat exclaimed the theold theold theold old fellow tellow with t enthusiasm enthusiasm enthus enthus- laem is s mighty few ten white men men kin do an an anno anno no at nt all The all Tho Popular Magazine Put It on Ice A Maine clergyman living at the hotel in his town ordered a typewriter or er and had It sent to his rooms It came camo when the tho cl clergyman was out and the proprietor t too took o o k charge of ot It IL When rhen tho the minister returned the proprietor led lod him behind behind be bo- hind the desk and whispered whis perell That case cas of your yours is b ison ison on Ice parson I J guess It will be all aU right by dinner time time Sacra Sacra Sacramento mento Bee |