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Show WAS HARD TO SATISFY. Even In Heaven Disputatious Eldei Had Grievance. Hero is a good story about an elder of the kirk: In a northern congregation congrega-tion In the north of Ireland thero was in cider famous for his persistent grumbling. No church meeting In which ho took part was ever known to bo unanimous on nny point, and In his home the samo spirit kept all In constant turmoil, One Sunday morning morn-ing when bo was on bis way to "meeting," "meet-ing," he was overtaken by a neighbor, who said, "Man, Jamie, I had a grand dream about jon an' me last night. I dreamt wo wore both In heaven, an' going abqut to see the sights. An' when I met ye onco I said, 'Well, Jamlo, over) thing will please yo hero, Biiroly. All's right at last!' An' ye never snld ono word, but Just snapped off yer crown and said, 'Co ye call that a fltT"- |