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Show DID YOU KHOW That some of the auburn haired boys of the camp are on the verge of taking on a life partner . . That marriage to many of us, is like getting initiated into a lodge. After you get yours, you can hardly wait for the other fellow to be Initi- ated., , " t,' ''. That this particular fellow seems to make "light" of it," which may come ' from' his present position. That some of our friends are not going go-ing to Murray- as often as ' they "uster." Cause unknown. ''-.. That we also know 'of another au-, au-, burn haired lad" who has been seen of late promenading up and down . Main street. ' . : ... . - - "" T ' r That it is far better' to have auburn hair, than to have no hair wht; ever ; .... That the twelve page issue offered the readers of the Press-Bulletin , last week showed the " growth of this weekly ''. ,':,- That the pain in campaign will be felt more keenly after election. That the eidliteenth , amendment . knoweth-jiot air "that 4 jthej 18th " amendment docih, That' a pedestrian is a fellow who often of-ten gets his shoulders to the wheel. That there are too many people trying try-ing to put the "shun" in Constitution. Constitu-tion. , That we trade at home and make two businesses grow where only one grew before. - " r" That some people expect a successful success-ful marriage when they can't even match pennies. That some of us will go to winter resorts, re-sorts, while the rest of us will merely mere-ly resort to winter. That some of the boys who used to trade marbles at home now send their marbles to the mail order houses and get rocks in return. , That before you" buy speculative stock look, investigate and then consider con-sider carefully. Then don't buy. ' That here is a good rule for success: Keep your mind open . and your mouth shut. That if a few Bingham Canyon citizens citi-zens would use as much cleverness in doing things as they exhibit in living without work, there is no Helling what worth while things they might accomplish. That cattle areynot killed on crossings cross-ings very often these" days, h But the motorists who try to get on the other side ahead of the train seem to be taking the place of the dumb brutes. That we liked this one: Simple and quaint, simple and quaint; Modern girls well, they just ain't. That we think we will soon be located lo-cated in our new office and then our many satisfied subscribers will be able to pay their subscriptions. That some times a person's head ceases to work when he is fortunate for-tunate enough to be holding a position po-sition far over his natural ability. I That we feel sorry for a fellow who thinks he is too important to advertise ad-vertise in our paper. That two fools' heads are usually better bet-ter than one wise(?) one. That if we paid attention to everything every-thing some people told us, we would be almost as wise as some other folks we know. That if we were as wise as some of the people we know, we wouldn't know anything, ; " That in our issue of last week wc listed 54 advertisers which shows that the ' merchants who advertise in the Press Bulletin get results. That we may fool one or two advertisers, adver-tisers, but wc certainly could not fool 54 of them. |