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Show I , B. B's. 1 1 It By ED. TUTTLE 1 1 In the fields of Art and Science I t All the folks who specialize ' I Spend a lot of time in college I 1 Ere they start to advertise, I And a thousand occupations I f Have their teachers by the score. f' - Now, since they are quite successful, T Why not add one subject more? L Seems that with such widespread usage ' That there is a need almost ' f For a new degree, perhaps, like B.B., Bachelor of Boast. I Why not dignify this practice (. Make of it a gentle art That required certain credits And a license fee- to start? Men could then extoll their virtues In a manner more subdued ; So that they'd be inoffensive Where the methods now are crude. 1 ' We might, too, amend the statutes Giving twenty years to life To the man with no diploma Who would boast about his wife. . If he had not graduated And should brag about himself- Lethal gas could gently place him Peacefully upon the shelf. |