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Show -S JOST STUFF BY JAM V using a humidifier to dampen the air. Instead of having a fine layer of fuzz, you'll find yourself with a glorious glaze of mud. Dust clings to everything plants, pots, dishes and drapes, appliances, autos and air vents, you name it it'll get dusty. But it's easiest to detect on furniture, and is most noticeable when you have company . . . The more important the company, the more noticeable the dust. However, dust is great for leaving messages. Be it on table tops, rear windows of cars, or dressers, a nice neat "Wash me," or "I'm dirty," carefully fingered into the dust really looks super! (besides it gets the point across). Why the paltry powdery particles can't be content to stay on the sidewalk, out in the garden, in the road or on the dirt pile, I'll never know They seem insistent to find refuge in houses and on cars, and, until someone finds a way to bust the dust we've all cussed, I guess I'll be forced to take dustrag in hand and do my daily dust duty. Where on earth does it come from? I'm up to my derrier in dust, and there seems to be a never ending en-ding supply of the damnable dusty dirt. It doesn't merely gather in my house it grows. The other day I decided to dust. Not just once over with the dust rag, mind you. Nope! I got down to serious business, got out the Lemmon Pledge and really polished up the place. Unfortunately, Un-fortunately, dusting is much like mowing the lawn, doing the laundry or grocery slwpping It doesn't matter how good of a job you do this week, next week you'll just have to do it all over again. There seems to be a collecting process for dust, that tends to run in fast forward. It doesn't just happen. You don't wake up one morning and find your home in a shroud of dust. It starts as a few little innocent specks on a table top, it moves to what looks like a little bit of tuzz growing on the dresser, end before long you have full-Hedge furry furniture. It doesn't matter how clean you keep your house, how good a filter you have on your furnace, nor how far you live from the dirt pile you're bound to be plagued by that dirty devil dust. Go ahead and try |