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Show Only One Regret. "Captain," said tho clerical friend of the Salvation Army officer, "I hopo you had a good sorles of meeting In that part of town you lnvadod last week." "Wo had, sir," replied tho captain, cap-tain, enthusiastically. "Indeed wo had. Tho only thing that caused mo the slightest annoyauco was an attempt ono ot my faithful lleutonants made ono ovenlng to fit n hymn to tho tuno of Mr. Dooloy ooloy ooley ooley oo!" It didn't go well, brother; It didn't go well at all." Chicago Tribune |