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Show Chatter Box , . . Dear Suzy, This Wildlife bunch doesn't need to think they are so smart and can have all the fun, because while they were away up the canyon can-yon last week a bunch of the girls got together and took over a pool hall for the evening. There were about 25 of them in Guy's and after they all got in they locked the doors and men were barred. They held a pool tournament for the championship of the Wildlife Widows Protective association. The final play-off was between Marj j Gunter, Thera Davis and Pearl Larsen. Marj won after a very hard and long game. The ladies night worked an awful aw-ful hardship on male population in Delta that night. It seems that they soon licked up what beer the other places had in stock and all finally gravitated to Guy's where they were barred admittance, although al-though their thirst was unconquerable. unconque-rable. All they could do was stand outside with parched tongues, and dream of glass after glass of beer with creamy rich foam. For them it was worse than being a castaway cast-away on some desert isle. Herman Munster and Lawrence Christensen, those two slave drivers dri-vers of the North Tract, have a gripe this past week. It seems that they got Brose Roberts and Ivo Ogden to move some sheep for them, which Brose and Ivo did after a long and bitter struggle. According to Brose, they had to pack each individual sheep the full ten miles they were to be moved. After this tedious labor, Brose and Ivo took their wives up the canyon to .get a little respite from the arduous ar-duous labors assigned them by Christensen and Munster. Brose reports re-ports that to him the canyon never looked better. He said there were flowers everywhere and even the hillside was covered with Easter lilies. The gripe of these two sheep kings is that the men took a well earned rest gathering wild flowers instead of putting in their usual 16 hours a day. Fishing trips and duck hunting jaunts carry no terrors to Clay Stapley, Bill Starley and Dog Hun-saker. Hun-saker. They have solved the transportation problem in a thorough tho-rough manner, which was done by making their own pond. It is a very handy pond, too, located right in their front yards, so to speak. When they watered their lots this week they got a few gallons gal-lons on the lot, and several million in the street, so that they have a ready-made lake. They have made application for fish plantings and have turned over the boating concession con-cession to Vard Tucker, who will .also act as guide. Well, it is getting that time of the year when we again become fishing widows and you know how that is. Love, Toots. j |