| Show Morningside on n K Radio Jonathan King and Scott Sett St. St Clair Glair Morningside on K Radio by Ron Longacre St. St Clair Glair Hellen Ready doing it free and easy on K Good morning Scott St. St Clair along with Johnathan King inside your radio say Johnathan heres here's an interesting fact handed to me meby meby meby by a nursing student According to the latest government government government gov gov- statistics over 20 million Americans are injured in accidents around the home each year Isn't that wild King Wild it hurts all the way down to my get the pun engineer adds canned laughter How many Americans St. St Clair 20 million Americans injured in accidents around r the home each year Of course those 20 million Americans are probably accounted for by accidents accidents accidents acci acci- dents around the home in the first place King Laughing Well you cant can't live forever St. St Clair Not unless your Barry Manilow writing the songs Engineer spins record I Write the Songs Barry Manilow Though its only a few minutes past 6 AM King spills his third cup of coffee as he turns to St. St Clair uy You ou know Scott the fall quarter is almost a memory now except for finals your dad going to take your car away if you flunk English Scott mumbles some incoherent as he picks out the next record Im not even sure Ive I've been going to the right class all quarter I think my section is the only English class meeting in inthe inthe inthe the metal trades building King refills his coffee cup and after a moment How come the schedules are always fouled up Wonder if the college computer has cavities again I 1 dont don't know about the computer but according to an unreliable source in high places on the third floor the art students are really having fun 01 Ol is supposed to be teaching about 52 hours a a week according to the 2nd quarter schedule and some dude with a beard only has two classes on Monday morning Bet he thinks he has it made wait until he finds out both classes meet at the same time time am After due deliberations Scott adds another spoon of sugar to his bowl of Hi Energy Snap Crackly Cereal and adds Everyone cant can't be perfect we all foul up sometimes even me did you know I spelled my name wrong on my birth certificate Didn't get it straightened out until after the 2nd grade when I learned to print big and small letters records St. St Clair Barry Manilow Writing the Songs on K The cosmetology department nt thanksgiving feast was attended this year by Blondes Brunettes Red heads and 3 wigs Jonathan King will have details on this and other stories in the news nest Insert Commercial Spend more at the College Store Now during the penny candy sale you can get 3 penny candies for just a quarter or is it a quarter for 3 candies Check it out Dont Don't settle for high quality at atlow atlow atlow low prices spend more at the College Store Jingle K College Radio Start Record Friends of Distinction Grazing in the Grass St. St Clair slumps in his chair carefully munching on Oreos dipped dipped dipped dip dip- ped in tomato soup Jonathan I think the transmitter is off the theair theair theair air again Dont worry Scott as long as its fixed by the next addition theres there's nothing exciting in the news this morning anyway Nothing exciting youve you've Johnathan youve you've been in you DP class too long Look at these registration figures at 3 chicks for every guy in school and since 5 cars belonging to students were involved in traffic accidents this quarter therell there'll be a few extra parking spaces this quarter eyes widen and his heart begins to then looking out the window he sighs Ya but all those chicks are after the same thing a 51 candy apple chew and an engagement engagement engagement engage engage- ment ring St. St Clair shuffles through some teletype release Well heres here's something Dr Harvey Banks is going to be here next quarter and give a lecture on SEX Kings heart starts to again And heres here's another remember you heard if fir it first on K news blimp Tennis shoes will no longer be permitted at Fridays Semi-formal Semi Dance in the College Center Hey look at this therell there'll be a concrete pouring and footprint competition before the winter quarter at the rear of the administration building Kin jumps up spilling his third cup of coffee I tI just remembered theres there's going to be a nude centerfold in the anatomy text books this quarter got to get one at the college store before they run out Dandy Dan the station engineer and slide rule wiz sticks his head thru the door St. St Clair youre you're back on the air This is K radio returning to the air with Scott St. St Clair and Johnathan King messing up inside our textbook textbook- I mean uh in inthe inthe inthe the news blondes brunettes wigs and sex no its concrete feet I I mean wear your clothes to the dance Somebody dance Somebody start a record will ya ya |
