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Show So He Is! Smith I'm a father! I'm a father! fa-ther! - Boss So's your old man. Gowan back to work. Cut Up Bill What in the world ever happened to Pete? John Oh, he was being shaved by a lady barber when a mouse ran across the floor. A skeleton Is a man inside out with his outside off. Lasting Effect He I once loved a girl and she made a fool of me. She I wondered what made you act the way you do. Should Work Father What is a tactful way for a girl's father to let her boy friend know it's time for him to go home? Friend He may casually pass through the room with a box of breakfast food. Not Dry Cleaned "Hi's so very slovenly." "Yes, he is." "Do you think he washes?" "Oh, he washes all right, but he dries t bad color." Substantiation Diner This is the toughest steak I ever ate. Waiter That's what the other customer who left it said. By Dopey Alice What do you mean you give "Advice to the Lovelorn"? Dopey Why, I give 'em my telephone tele-phone number. There was a man who was so fat that he was two inches taller sitting down. |