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Show Beware "Judge, would you advise a young man to go into political life if he saw an opening?" "Yes, if he was sure of not getting get-ting himself into a hole." A doctor who told his lady patient pa-tient that all she needed was a little sun and air was much embarrassed em-barrassed when she exclaimed she wasn't even married. Exception First,Reporter Do you hyphenate hyphen-ate headache? Second Reporter Not unless it's a splitting headache. By All Means "My dear, I never imagined you would marry the man you did" said Gladys. "Neither did 1" replied her friend. "1 disliked his ways, but I adored his means. Missed Him "How is it you're late again at your work this morning?" "Well, you see, sir, there are eight .of us in the house, and the alarm clock was only set for seven." ' "See if you can laugh that off," said the farmer's wife as she wired a button on the vest of her fat husband. Going Strong "And how are you getting on at school, Jimmy?" "Oh, fine! I'm learning words of four cylinders now." Ah, Me "Stop pushing me up the stairs, mister." ' "I'm not pushing I'm sighing." |