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Show Maybe That Too "No, Elmer, I can't marry you. The man whom I'm going ta marry must be upright and square." "You want a piano, not a husband." hus-band." In Old England A country doctor on his rounds narrowly nar-rowly escaped running over a Homt Guard writhing in apparent agony in the middle oj the road. Stopping his car he got out, bent over the man, and asked, "If hat's the matter? Where's the pain?" "There isn't any pain," the man replied. re-plied. "This road is supposed to be a deep river, and I can only swim on my 'tack." In the Race Three young men were boasting of their height. "Look at me," said Tom. "I'm six feet two and a half in my stockinged feet." "All right," put in Dick. "I'm six feet five and three-quarters with my hat on." "And I can beat the lot of you," added Harry. "I'm seven feet eight with my umbrella up." |