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Show THE CAMERA EYE Sil Freshman, manager of ladies apparel shop by the name of "Hal-mar "Hal-mar of Sugar House," headed for Los Angeles, bent on a buying trip for "fall and holiday" clothing . . . expects to return Saturday, Sept. 14th . . . Took along the little woman, Marie, and left the kids, Lee, 14 and Jo, 12 (both girls) to stay with their grandmother, Mrs. Bell Freshman. . Observers note that the kids, who attend the Hillside Jr. High, stay home, go to school and get smart, while daddy spends the company's money on a buying trip ... Sil sez he's flying because it's cheaper, what with the high price of gasoline, motels and Las Vegas Ve-gas .. . j His company figures flying is cheaper, too, for Sil will have more time . to pay attention to business . . . Sil has another economy angle: He takes wife Marie along to help choose some of the clothes by picking out styles she would like to own herself, but she sees so many different styles and lines she becomes confused and decides not to buy any of them personally person-ally . . . The style shows end about the time she comes out of this typically typi-cally feminine coma and she realizes rea-lizes what an opportunity she has missed . . . Sil then tells her how much money he spent for the store ... She is so relieved that it was someone else's money that she stays happy until the next buying trip. . . Some guys REALLY have it figured . . . (Continued on Page 15) Someone finally fsuni a law which put the blame on the shipper, ship-per, but didn't specify whether the "shipper" was a shipper of full or empty cans, meaning ta or from the processing plant . . . Nature has a way of taking care of things, though, and she came through here too . . . Seems as if a farmer who puts his milk in an unwashed can will invariably have it soured on him by the time it gets to the processing proces-sing plant, and the milk companies comp-anies only pay for nice, clean, wholesome, nutritious, fortifying, bone - building, vitamin - laden SWEET milk . . . Guess who finally winds up washing and sterilizing the milk cans . . . That's right, the farmer's farm-er's little wife ... (Continued frorn front page) TBIE CAMEttA EYE Speaking of kids and new dres-' ses, didn't it kind of "do some-j thing" to you . . . made me slow down a little while driving to w ork ... It "did something" else, too . . . made me wish those Communist Chinese reporters who want to visit the United States were already al-ready here and could take a gander gan-der at the way we do things for our kids and the future of our country . . . Wonder what "slant" they would give our "back - to-school" to-school" story? (That's a pun, son . . . )' Read in another paper (I'm democratic de-mocratic about my reading) where a famous doctor advises his colleagues col-leagues to carry an oxygen bottle' around with them in their "little black bag . . ." Sez it will help them to save more lives in emergencies, em-ergencies, "including those involving invol-ving heart attacks and sudden spells of asthma." Back in our World War II flying fly-ing days we learned that a few long pulls on an oxygen bottle would do wonders in counter-acting the effects of a few long pulls on another kind of bottle ... Is there a doctor in the house? The dairymen and milk companies com-panies have a r-e-e-ly tough problem prob-lem to cope with . . . They can't decide who should be responsible for washing those ten gallon milk cans farmers use to ship milk- in . . . (Teacher, I just ended two sentences with a preposition and you can't do anything about it) . . The farmers say the milk companies com-panies should wash the cans, but the milk companies admit their mechanical washing processes are not fool-proof because they skip a can now and then . . . and the state sanitation department sez the 1 cans gotta be clean and sanitary. They all had quite a hassle at a recent dairymen's convention on who should "come clean." , I I see where the Holladay Ladyj Lions had a meeting scheduled to discuss a topic called "Home' Rule." What's that matter with these gals? Ain't they ever satisfied? satis-fied? Now they got to call a meeting meet-ing so they can compare notes and brag about the way they rule things around home . . . Women of the Moose had a meeting meet-ing and a member of the League of Women Voters talked about "Home Rule" too . . . Questions: How come they aren't called "Lady Meese" (I mean Moose); how come Lady Lions aren't called Lionesses; are these gals going to vote for more ' Home Rule," and if so. please can us! fellers'vote too ... ? |