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Show Age On It Client To be frank, you are too young to conduct my case. Young Lawyer But sir, there is no knowing how long it will drag on. Had nim Guessing. Anna I'm so glad you like it, dear. Mother says chicken salad and strawberry tarts are the only things I make correctly. Alford Which is this, darling? She Got It! Blonde Dearie, I know its none of my business, but I want to warn you about goinft around with Wilbur Gus-sen Gus-sen goose. If you aren't careful you're apt to get a bad name. Brunette I'll have you know that Wilbur is a very nice young man. In fact, he proposed to me and we were married yesterday! DlondnJust as I feared! Your name is Gussengoosc now, isn't it? Over and Again The war was over. Hitler's death finished it. And the corporal who had helped to lay the body underground un-derground was describing the scene. "The Germans put the coffin down twenty-five times," he said. "Twenty-five times?" echoed his listeners. "What for?" "Encores," said the corporal. New slogan: "Join the navy and see what's left of the world." Something Else Joe Did you say your girl' legs were without equal? Jack No, I said they were without with-out parallel. Obliging Chap Holdup Man Come on, fork over all the dough in the cash register. reg-ister. My trigger finger is itchingl Smart Clerk Well, lay that pistol pis-tol down and let me scratch it for you. All Promise Jasper My cousin has entered m promising career. Joan Really? What's he doing? Jasper Writing political speeches. Out Anyway Jasper My cousin has become so fat that he can't play golf any more. Joan How's that? Jasper Well, if he puts the ball where he can hit it, he can't see it. And if he puts the ball where he can see it, he can't hit it! "A new world is being born," said the political speaker. Judging from the noise, it must be triplets. |