Mt. Pleasant Pyramid | 1915-02-26 | Page 7 | Local News

A good memory ia the one thing a man cannot tolerate in woman. The most popular man with the crowd does not always make the best home companion. When a man wishes to figure out future fu-ture economies he always lights one ot his best cigars. When a man calls a woman a lemon he naturally thinks that a bit of lemon should accompany every lobster. Many a man is so busy lamenting his lack of opportunity that he fails to recognize the moment of its arrival. A man will hunt all day just to bag a few grouse, yet lose his patience if the desired collar button rolls from sight for the moment. The disadvantage of training a boy to embrace his opportunties is that he goes through life calling each show grl an opportunity. When a man pays for his wife's fur3 without protest she wonders if they are supposed to divert her from some of his new transgressions. It is a wise girl who marries the "car fare dodger;" she may not wear violets during the engagement, but she will be able to place orchids on his casket.