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Show Just what does the "slash", skirt prove? j Baseball is a good game pro-! vided your team wins occasion-1 ally. If all jokes were judged by points, a big bunch of them would score minus zero. When the Balkan states feel like burrowing $1,000,000,000, what does Turkey feel like? What a comfort it would be ' if mosquitoes were as fastidious as are rainbow trout in the matter mat-ter of biting. An advance of $5.00 a foot is announced in the price of show snakes. But an advance in the price of the bar room kind would be better. r This country has imported $16,000,000 worth of gems since the first of the present year. Somebody must be trying to square himself with his wife. That all potato cars must be heated in winter is the mandate of the Interstate Commerce Commission. There must be a society for the prevention of cruelty to the potato. |