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Show NO DIFFICULTY THERE She was determined to be married, and he was equally determined to remain single. ".It's no good, my dear," he said, Tra too hard . up. Why, I couldn't even keep a mouse." . "Of course you could," was her reply. re-ply. "I love the little things." Quite a Difference Mother (lecturing Billy after the company had gone) Don't you know the difference between "sufficient" and "enough"? "Sure, mother," answered the boy. " 'Sufficient' Is when a fellow's mother moth-er thinks it's time for him to stop eating dessert. 'Enough' Is when he thinks It is." KIs Honey The traveling salesman called the head waitress over and complained: "Where's my honey?" The head waitress replied, with great dignity : "She got so fresh we had to let her go." Pathfinder Magazine. Mag-azine. Too Silly for Words "Are you askiu' fer alimony, Mrs. Waggs?" "Alimony, Mrs. Taggs? If he could pay alimony, would I be askin' fer a divorce?" |