| Show JUST FOR FUN twenty minutes for refreshments I 1 bawled the guard as he passed down the platform the girl with the blackberry jam on her chin hailed him i you stop the train on bouc account sho said timidly going to cat ours in the cars new yorker what do you think of a man who would spend thousands upon thousands of dollars in politics 1 I cant tell what I 1 think of him answered senator sorghum I 1 see whether he gets tho office or not washington star lets launch our bark on mat sea S the youth suggested by affection led the maiden reads the papers every day she knew divorce was easy adyr way im with you for the trial trip sh said cleveland leader in the interest ot accuracy and al the risk of being voted ungallant wa desire to state hat it Is not proper always to refer to the end seat hog as him washington post mistress to pretty housemaid by the way mary should my husband ever attempt to kiss you just box hla eara soundly maid maam hes felt tho weight ot vh hand twice already minneapolis times A different thing 1 I aup pose that cupid could move a stony hearted man ilko jones cupid has nothing to do with it cupidity ia what moved him detroit free presa but my dear wilt you nofa taka along somo summer fiction ho asked ns she boarded the train for tho beach oh no abo responded sweetly 1 I ahall depend on your letters from home philadelphia record A woman cant keep a secret declares tho mere man oh I 1 dont know retorts the flattery woman ive kept my age a secret since I 1 was twenty four yes but one of these day a you will give it away in time you will simply have to tell it well I 1 think that when a woman has kept a secret tor twenty years sho comes pretty near knowing how to keep it judge NOT AN ORIGINAL STORY ladam can you offer a little food to a hungry wayfarer and why are you a wayfarer 1 I dont mind telling you caara you have a kind face I 1 lost a half million in one of new yorks gilded gambling dens and it I 1 go back they will use me as a witness against the gambler and disgrace me trusting family what a sad etory it yes suppose you try it on tho dog here rover from the cleveland plain dealer PERILS OF CITY LIFE oculist yes you have a bad case oe cross eyes were you aldaya that way caller no sir its of recent occurrence I 1 think I 1 got it while I 1 was watching the workmen on a skyscraper and trying to look at an automobile accident in the street below at the same time from the chicago tribune AMUSING A BOSTON mrs mr johnson wont you gleaso the baby for about five minutes mr johnson not of bostonik Bosto nIm atrall I 1 dont ehnow bow mrs acan eter mra Be anster just talk a little she always finds your western grammatical peculiarities so amusing from the new orleans times demo crat |
