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Show The Gentle Sex Again. The patient 'conductor had boon Waiting for their fares for fully a minute. min-ute. Each insisted upon paying. "It'B my turn," said the ono In blue, "and I am going to pay Just as soon as I can find that dime." "No, I Insist," spoke up the one In brown. "Here It is, conductor." "I shall never forgive you. I was just about to " "Oh, I made a mistake. That was a penny, uivc 11 oacK ana "Gracious! I am so glad. Here aro tho two fares, conductor," Tho one In blue paid. When sho reached home she said to her husband: hus-band: "The stingy thing! She Just picked up that penny as a bluff' I'll never go shopping with her again!" While the one In brown said to her better half: "Close! I never saw such a close woman in my life. Why, she actually forced mo to pay both fares! Isn't It queer how stingy some people can bo?" |