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Show The Right Sort of Wife. An Atchison man recently refused a proposal of marriage. "I like you," he said to the girl, "but you havo too many friends. There would bo too many at our wedding, for you would be afraid not to invito them all, and your many friends wouldn't bo satisfied satis-fied unless they made fools of us by playing somo kind of crazy pranks on us when we started on our wedding Journey. You have so many friends that we would get all kinds of wedding wed-ding presents that we don't want, and would bo kept poor In future trying to pay back when the donors got married. mar-ried. You are nice, and I like you, but what I am looking for in a wife Is a woman who Is friendless." Atchison Globe. |