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Show I Tom Sims Says, Retail juices are being Increased hv the whole salt . If you see a celebrator In a stupor j he may be hipnotized. j Everj girl lik?s to wash dishes un-! un-! til she gets past six years old Several who did their Christmas shoplifting too late were caught. In York, Pa . bandits carried off 'the pnstoffice safe, but there was only ! money in it, no coal j The Walla Walla, Wash , man cutting cut-ting his third set of teeth will wear them out saying whero he lives. Over in Ireland. Dublin will bo called Bail Eatha Ollath, but condi Hons there are much better than this sound?. Absence of presents doesn't make the heart grow any fonder. It fakes on' to start a fight, which is always the other one. They are recrnlting soldiers by r;i dio now. the only drawback being recruits re-cruits can't drill by radio. You hear arguments over football coaches for 1923. but nobody cares , who college presidents are. Aurora Borealis out ott the electric, current in Louisville, Ky. It seems that the north pole came south lor tho winter. Pedestrians are getting so particular particu-lar they want to be run over by an' expensive car, not a cheap car. Women have the most sense, but 11 takes a man to marry one. Our language tickles us. Being art less Is an art. You often find u hard boiled egg not what he i3 cracked up to be. Minneapolis man claims robbers left him, in th street naked, which maybe true because playing poker is against ' tho law This may be an awful country; but in Persia it is considered effeminate to laugh. I The trouble with being a flyweight, champ Is you may get swatted. It will soon be next year, unless the calendars aru wrong. Naturally, a hen pecked man feels like a worm. Some people's object in life is oh-: Jectlng. |