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Show Settled- To Everybody's Disgust BY KITCHEL PIXUET. (Our Own Spot Inl Correspondent.) HtOGADORE, Dec. 28. The Jones VS. Jones divorce case, involvin' Prof. & Mrs. M. T. Jones and Rev. Dan'l Dill Sc Mrs. in souhnatin', has been settled, to the full disgust of our 400 best society mesdames, who has beon attendln' tin- trial for a week, 'i here ain't no such thing as surfeltln folks who attends a divorce trial, but by rick! enough of the Jone-DUl dome-stick laundry, so to speak, wont through the judicial wash to fi',1 your reporter for keeps. Beside the fiery esthetic Jones-Dill and Dill-Jones soul-matin' letters read In court, ihre was a barrel of evidence evi-dence castln' suspicion on the particular par-ticular parentage of ti of the seven Jones and 3 of the 4 Dill children Also !t was proved that Prof J'n"; and Mrs. Dill had soul-mated for 8 i years steady, and Dill blind to It; while Rev, Dill's soul-matin' witn I Mrs Prof. Jones must have been goln' on ever since the Plelocene Age. with the professor Ignorant as a fresh w 'or c lam. I'he caso is dismissed by mutual e.inscnt. with dorm-stick relations In Former Status. Prof Jones resumos his duties of teachln' young Ideas how to shoot and Rev, Dill resumes guldhl' of sinners in the strait and narrow way. Nothln' really settled hut lawyers' fees. Doggone me ir I can see why people peo-ple will go into court and hang every bit of their dirty family linen out In public view and then call It 50-50. Hut when the Still mans, Tiernans and other way-uppers set tho fashion, what can you expect of us humble Mogadcjria nn ' |