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Show I 1 HECTIC I b HASH r ! By 0. Q. j a A fashion note says that textile makers and stle flesljrners have mot I -with rebuff In tholr offort to ro-" ro-" turn the long skirt to its erstwhile popularity. Wonder what the bo -I l"KKed women think about It? All I answers will be treated confidentially. A speaker one time likened a dln-I dln-I ner speech to a woman's skirt: "Clear - enough to see through short enough I to bo interesting, but long enough to I rover the subject." Very apropua, 3 we'd say. J Girls apparently wise to the raascu-" raascu-" line Inclination are putting more dec-1 dec-1 orations on their hose and less on I their ehapeaux. They know where I the men look, all right. - Which reminds us of the lady who I said she wouldn't marry a man wh I won't look her In the eye. Then wear o them longer, we'd tell her. I Remember when both men and wo- men wore shoes (boots) In the wln- There was a time when if on- wore r; low shoes during the rainy months he I was apt to be met with this remark p "Klnda rushln' the season, ain't yuh?" ft Low shoes are worn all season now. B Sonic then- are who fortify themselves f with heavier hose, but not aiv- Maybe it's fashion; but moro likely It's I commonsense trying to assert itself. We always doubted the George I Washington cherry tree story until wo learned that his mother tried to mak-C mak-C i-oap out of the ashes of the tree but tailed bec.tuso there WSS no 1 In it I It must be true. I OX THF Mil I I I And now there's a new name for the balcony. A little boy returning r from the vaudeville show told his dad I he 6at on "the shelf and saw the fun- Ip iiv oiana i.IMMII .HMMl! 81 . I "hero" r. the dashing sort of bap evcrj married nan nocretedlj j thinks he'd be If be wasn't married, I B NOT 1. I Overheard ot the inch hool I Student "Eight 'O' One added I to " J Teacher. "Eight naught one! I low I often must I tell you this is a mathe-I mathe-I matlcs class, not a telephone ex- change." I Jovial chap at the bazaar: "Well. J sonny, I suppo?-"- you are having a great time, huh ?" I "Nah," the little fellow said scorn-I scorn-I fully, "they ain't got nuthln" fer j nuthin." " j , MOI KN NO MORI Death in the family means nothing I to & few of these modernists, who re-I re-I fuse to ceacc for few hours the hectic ! hunt for shcckles out of respect for tl late relative. There was a case in Ogden the other day. Tfco father of a young fellow died. This young' fellow has a Job where noise and fro-, 11c form a part of the regular rou-' tine. His father's death meant noth-i ing, apparently. One of his associates was asked: "Was that 's father who died yestrrda "Yes," came the response, "and he didn't even lay off." SNOW, SNOW BEAVTIFl I. ''NOW. If you don't like ibis ";ulirr .11 know where to go" 1 I MISLED. I The Cllcnl "1 houchl and paid for two dozen rl - nters that were advertised at $K a dozen. f.o . and when they were delivered they Were mpty?" 1.1 Tho Lawyer "Well, what did you expect?" The Client "Full of booze. isn't that w hat f o.b. means?" J St. Paul Daily N'vws. FOK WOMEN only The Baltimore woman who pushed her obstreperous husband Into a trunk, slammed down tho lid. locked the trunk and throw away th kej problem: "How can I hold my hus- ' rand ."' Seattle Post-Intelllpcne. r. R vi in R sn RIKIXG "But. Bertha, how did you make the aco.ualni.inee of your second hu band?" "It was quite romantic. I was out! walking with my first, when my second sec-ond came along in on automobile an d ran him down. That was the becln-l I nln ,.t . (.U.J.Li. "a . "ui i i . i ii 1 1 . Bartlesville (Okla.) Enterprise. HER SYSTEM. "Do you ever quarrel with vou" husband ?" "Why. of course! How els? do you suppose I ever got all my lovely jewelry?" jew-elry?" Pittsburg (Pa.) Dispatch. sti Ms n ITURAIa A Trenton. N. J.. woman had tb move the other day becau.- her des husband's spirit fumbled the ..trh every ev-ery night. Most husbands do thai earlier in their careers. J Washington Poi I |