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Show d1"1"- 1 )nini n I LITTLE, BENNY'S By LEE PAPE j Satidday aftirnoon I put some vaze-line vaze-line on my hair and brushed it strate back flat insted of parting it, on account ac-count of Manr Watkins savinc she liked to see boys hair that way, and I skatod errouud to see if Mary Watkins was skating, wich she was, and after a wllo I axsidently on perpose took off my ca,p to scratch my hed sq Maiy Watkins could seo my hair, and she sed, O Benny, duzzent your hair look perfeckly bewtifill. Maybe 111 brush it that way all the time, I sed, and oho sed, O, that will bo perfeckly wonderflll, did you do it jest because I sed I liked it that way, O, I dont know, I sed modest, And on ray way home I met'Loretter Mincer Min-cer coming back frum the store with things in a baskit, and I stopped to tawk to her and took my cap off so 8ho could see my hair, and she sed, My goodniss, Benny, for goodniss sake wats you bin doing to your hair? Wy, wat do you mean, wy? I sed and she sed, Wy it looks simply re-dickllss, re-dickllss, you look too silly for eny-thing, eny-thing, you look krazy. And she started to laff like eny-thlng, eny-thlng, me thinking, Gosh, heck, G-. 1 And I quick put my canon agen and kepp on skating home feeling werso insted of better, and wen I got homei they was eating sup.pir and I started I to set down and pop looked at mo and I then stopped looking and started to! stare, saying, For the love of mud, who sat on your hair? ! Sir? I sed. j Haw haw haw, wats the use of paying pay-ing to get in a side show wen you can see sites like this in your own home, haw haw haw, yee gods, wat a sobjeck, haw haw haw, sed pop. And ma and sister Gladdis started to laff too, anu I went up in the balh room and washed , the vazeline off and parted my hair in ' tho reguler way and went down agen,1 and po,p and ma and Gladdis started to laff as soon as they saw me with-1 out having enything to laff at, prov-, Ing it was Jest habit. ' |