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Show DU HIS URGENT ERRAND. A soldier was pleading with his commanding officer. "You are always on leave," ex claimed the commanding officer. "What on earth do you want special leave for now? "My sis'er's baby is going to bo vaccinated, sir " "And what has that got to do with you?" "She's my sister, sir," explained Tommy, with a hurt look. "What, the baby " "Xo, sir, the baby's sister's my brother I moan I'm the mother's baby er tho father's my sister. No, I mean " JM "You mean," broke In the C. O. ar grily. "What do they want you for? That is tho point " "For a godmother, sir." Edinburgh Scotsman. 1 |