Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1920-08-20 | Page 4 | Just Joking

JUST JOKING 4 11 AT CB IRLIE HOT At the conclusion of the s.hool term prizes were distributed When one of , tin pupils returned home his mother chanced to be entertaining callers. "Well, Charlie, asked one of these. I "did you gut a prize?"' Not exactly, " said Charlie, ' hut I , got a horrible mention." San Francisco Fran-cisco Argonaut. IN ON Till; ( I.E W I P. First Lunch Hound Well, old) strawberry, howsa boyn I Just had j a plate of oxtail soup and feel bully." Second Counter Fiend Nothing to . it. olil watermelon. I Just hud a plate I of hash and feel like everything." American Legion eekly WHO WON THE WART , A curious onlooker, noticing a work- ! man leave the shrouded statue of Lincoln Lin-coln now nearing completion in Par- j Lament square, jerked his thumb upward up-ward and asked, "Who 1 '?" . "Why. that's Uncle Sam, the bloke ! who won the bloomln' war." the work- ( men replied. Cleveland Plain Dealer !