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Show ohc Funnel r- Wide of 1 S wLifc. ' VM.l'CKY. ft ', ' There anyneti who never ,l.ter. S Tlie"wi.V'.'l JVIy' lie tiii .r m.liV. .'. J.ut liny have lie oler knivea. . I - .New lork Tones. jl . ' IIi:it HIMI'I.K WANTS. The I'cllow -"Arc yoil looklni: fof f nnv one th.it 1 can help you lind" ., i'lii- (iltl -ri'iii.ips. I nm looking; 1 ,. for ll ami In law for my mother." ' . I'rlncclon Tiger. I TAUIMl NO iii.Nci:. ' ' y 'j I'lrst t'rchhi-"Yer a chump tot; spend ycr laat nlrkle fer mlnre pie." I Beconil I'rchlti "(j'wnn! Hon'chei ! know H'i n illaijraco ter die rlchfi ' Now York Bun. . ji A TIAINV 1AV KACa .Sja . V . , "fin yon loat ggnlu?" ' I Of courae." 's I "Couldn'i Hie horse you bet on rnnT" , Yes. lie could run very well. Ilul f he conlilu't iwlui." Washlngtou lireo , lag Htur. .a.sustJ'.l . ,,ni A HM riTAHT. ' ! "I aiippose," he said, "It would he- nn-less for ine to ask you to be my , wife." I "It would," she replied, "If thafa) your style of going about It." Chicago) Hocord Herald. jsv f ' -.-uii.-T ! ,1. IUHMAU . i Teniemlier." autlit tho opltmlst, "0T- . ' cry dayil be Hundiiy-br """I by." "Yes," groaned tho peasltlilat. "niidj I'll tMt there'll bo morning nnd evening; gprvlee right along, too." Chicago Itceunl Herald. .. . ii . ; f!001 ltKAHOS. ' . Jobb-"l)ld ohl Ciimrox give nnjr 1 rcuson for not allowing hla daughter I to innrry yoiiV" ' IaiIIs (gliitnllyi-"Yes; he anld be ,' j was afraid he mlildn't support tue la j the itvlo I was seenstomed to." , t .'' ' TWO MI.SHIjfl. ' "Mvlnij lu Iho country now, eh?" f ' "Yes." ; "Don't you miss the early morning nolmi nnd buatlo of the city T" ' , "Well, -when I mlaa the 7.03 train I ! do." liilliuliililila 1'reK. ( COI'KHK OK TUUK LOVE, HTO. ' 1 Ksiher "I Buppoae you would rsll j ' the ltrewslers a perfect match. Tuew I always act like n pair of lovers." i Coiistntice "Why, Ihey nm quar- ! relllng more than half the time." ' leather "Thafa whut I mean." lloU f ton Transcript. I A BOLlliOyUT. " r i ' " I I I fl lh : ' Cholly "Here I em bcaii over heeU ! 1 Jn debt, end the worat of It Is that the moro you contract debts the mure they j J oipuuil." New York Tiinc. , j J AllSOLl'TLI-Y I'AHT HOPH. , '. ! jj "Hhe Is tho most Inconsistent woman ' ever knew." "Nuvcr docs what she ouitht to or : , what you expect, oh':" "That 1 Just It. Home times shu docs. Hhu Is IncousUtcutly lucoiislst- euL" New York 'liincs. f MKASUUINC1 TIIH TKMPTATION. ! Judge (lo wllnessi "Ymi say you hsve know Iho prisoner all Jour Me?" Witness "Yea. your Honor." I JuiK'o "Now, In your oiilnlon, do you ' J think he could bu tmHy or sicnling I hla ' uioneyV j Wilucas "How muci v.; it'" Tlbi j IitU. ; ' i j . i-1 i i |