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Show J oo I A MERE TRIFLE, ANYHOW. j A& eminent German scientist who J recently visited this country with a I number or his colleagues was dining I at an American house and telling how j much he enjoyed various phaseg of I his visit. I "How did you like our railroad j trains?" hi8 host asked him. "Ach, dhey are woonderful." the ? German gentleman repiod "'so swift, J K0 safe cheneraily und such lux- - urv ln all dhe furnishings und op- j p'indmends All is excellent except j one thing our wives do not like dhe f) upper berths "Harper's Weekly. |