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Show uu CHILDREN CHEAP. An elderly lady from the country one day decided to adopt two children from the county orphan asylum. She walked several miles before reaching the car line. It was the first time she had been on a car. Sho stared wide-eyed at everything she saw, then her gaze stopped on a sign, she read thus: "The Ohio Traction Company Children Chil-dren under twelve years of age 3 cents or two for 5 cents." "Well," she said, "that is the best bargain evor." Calling the conductor, conduc-tor, she said: "Young man, I'll take two of thoso children for 5 cent3 right now, a boy and a girl, please." . National Monthly. rr |