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Show oo LIBERTY. A small boy went up to the soda water clerk and said. "Give me a ptomaine cocktail." "Wrhat's that " M want a ptomaine cocktail." "That's a new one on me. Explain what It is." "Well. I've just escaped from my home and I can do what I like Now. every time I have seen anything 1 particularly liked, my mother would say, 'No, you can t have that. It' got ptomaines in it. And so I want a ptomaine cocktail, with all the ptomaines pto-maines you can squeeze in. I'm out J for the time of my life." Life. |