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Show The Greatest Oedlca! Discovery of tho Age. THE That noitIDI FARIIEST new CUSTAVE FLAUBERT. rOTATO. Salrer'a Earliest, fit for uae fa 28 daya Salter's new late tomato, Champion of the World, la pronounced the heaviest ytelder In the world, and we challenge you to produce Its equal! 10 acres to Salzer a Earliest Potatoes yield 4000 bushels, sold in June at 81.00 a bushe- l- liK0 That pays A word to the wise, etc. Now if jau will rot this out and toad It with 10c postage you will get, free, 10 packages grains and grasses, Including Teosinte, Lathvrus, Sand r Vetch, GLitt Sparry, Qian; Clover, etc., and our mammoth seed catalogue, w.n. ,.l.ntmt sn.t ionld Not la Juy I .rs.4, ThK naubca at hi was alsava a t uaiactrrlstio Du (amp tella u that at ol Flaubert l! (oii,-,e- i he uieun.ed of travel.in the tubt. nml iu the east he longed p&8' DONALD OF ROXBURY, MASS., KENNEDY, . oiuiti ly fot home says the Fortnight-- I Has discovered in one of our cominoa v lew d! it. ot.tejiT he Ifie a weeds remedy that cures every pasture even thing around him was part of tbo kind of Humor, from the worst Scrofula down to a common Pimple , tt sire fot Bpacloustitss, fot fieedom. He has tried it in over eleven hundred that was the concomitant of his malady. cases, and never failed except in two cases lUforc he was 20 this nausea at life (both thunder humor) He hasnow ' It Is tUrtUlge, find already possession over tw hundred ierudciies he wntts to Du Camp In 1M6, "that 1 of its value, all within twenty mites of , should have, been horn vend a,- Jlttle I urn for a ( old Boston. Send postal .ard for b'Xilc A benehl is Jlwav s experienced trom hit so that the bac k is near the tire fa.th in happiness. Vhn 1 was quite the first bottle i.td a pert ca cure is warand stay there until it is thoroughly voung had a complete ranted when the right quumtv is taken warmed of Ine It was like an odor of unpleas When the lungv are atleued it causes host the feet in mustard water as nut rocking esi aping by a vent hole. needles shooting pains, like passing , hot as can be endured One does not need to have eaten Of arto Drink a glass of hot water and Scotch through them, the same wt'h the Liver "or Bowels. Tilts is caused by the ducts whiskey, then jump into bed and have know that it will m.'ke one vomit. In a lettci written when he was less than blankets heaped upon you. being stopped, and alwavs disappears in a w eek a'ter taking it PeaJ the label If the cold hep-inwith a chill start 18 to Hi .test Chevalier we get the Banie If the stomach is foul or bilious it will immediate v to drink hot lemonade urioitb mixture of Irony uud disgust cause squeamish feelings at tirst the distemper of Rousseau mingled with Best ef All No change of diet ever necessary Eat To cleanse the system In a gentle and th laughter of Rabelais, that we find the best you ca.t get, and enough of it I dissect unceasingly; Dose, one tablespoonful in water at truly beneficial manner, when the m his later life Sold by all Druggists. Springtime comes, use the true and per- that amu ,es me, and when at last I have fect remedy, Syrup of Figs One bottle diMovered corruption In what was will answer for all the family and costs S1 AMtWtnoKauwCO. floes hair the thought pine, when I have found reuuoed m cusikj Vlaaoworto 1 lT it u.( it tm many bniuth only 50 cents, the large stse 1 Buy In tome lovely thii.g. I lift up my Calthe the tta Manufactured by e,Vpiiee gooo uni rep&irt genuine twur5oor Uca ud dues furuihft a ifornia Fig Syrup Company only, and head and laugh " tici fJT k --rm ttaftD for sale by all druggists. To Mine. X he wrote in 184S- - I It IU4k6 1'UIUplUfi 4!, ave never seen an 'nfaut without tta)vntsed aftn- tSeA It of takes do deal a to anygood abUty " inctmU!, turn Vj h5el Ton.hUi Hun thinking that one day he would be an thing well Fwl "'era and lF2'"L-! On ppitctlou it will imm one Take ParkersGluxerTeate with you old man. nor a cradle without dreamlane 11 "W ur opect I n In ing of a tomb urnw uuul iuu til dm! It to The contemplation of MDoary lHt 13 u. usuat pric. it m.i,t bdUtitf evio. q1 many la ache auU wakueac. a woman me musing of her skele05 Pumptol i kind. 8od for rmtahfgr. gets fedwy i ttta, techwell as Fillmore Street, CkUaw True love often ub moat shocking gram-ma- r ton It Is on this account that joyful sights make me sad and Bad ones ontf nrlv I PnUi la When I affat me. H nut rcorn 8i ly wden utcAlo i o by corns will pit you, for U ivuutls idem period ly. had a family 1 often wished I had It not MiAT The sight of a cat affects a boy and a dog In order to he more free, to go and live in about the same way. In China or among savages. Now that EXTRACTof SMOKE I no longer have a family I regret Jt icula.LKEMI5E4 BRlMiaONK kwrwo FITS -- AllFttatopp!fr8M Pr. Kllne'eOr UetiorpY. NoHu ft r tt. Drat oa a uw. and I cling to the walls where its IiarveicM84.um. TriiiHit.2trmbott)ifrtM t W. N. D., OMAHA-12-18- 90. ttuUUlr. K.uutlttl ai viiiL.i Uieu.l shadow still lingers." Even on hli WLen writing to advertisers, kindly travels he carried the same tendency to There is hope for anybody who is wi lln to unlearn. mention this paper. melancholy- reverie and saw the world abroaJTas he has seen It at home, under the same aspects of Irony and KENNEDYS s e 11 ' . j pisur tto(h stupidity. "The psychological, human side Is everywhere when one travels. One falls In with some splendid things, with existence brilliant to the eye, as diverse as rags and embroideries, rich w 1th uncleanneas, w 1th rents and laces. And at the bottom there Is always the old immovable and indestructible rascality. That Is the base. It was this ironic disgust at life that made him collect all the instances he could find of human Imbecility for bis dossier de la letls humaine, the material out of which "Pouvard et Peeuchet was afterward constructed. dove-colore- d, TANKARD. Dm curious historical relic was sold by auction recently in London, says ths Boston Herald It la the largf tankard of solid silver presented byKiag Charles II. to Sir Edmund Berry Godfrey for his valuable services during the plague and the fire of London, for which he received the honor of knighthood In 1666. The tankard, which is of plain silver, baa a hinged cover and ! ounces. Its weighs nearly thirty-si- x front is engraved with the royal arms and the crest of the recipient, together with inscriptions In Latin and engravings of scenes connected with the-firwhich are still In excellent preservation. The engraving of the pesthouse men carrying corpses to the dismal plague pit. and that of the crowded blocks of houses surmounted by flames, are very quaint and curious. Sir Edmund, 'Who was born in 1621, at Sellings, in Kent, was S timber merchant possessing wharves at Dowgale City and at Char--ta- g Cross. Ha nrnsnered. became lug. tlce of the peace for Westminster and member of parliament for Wischllsea. In history, as no reader of Macaulay and Green will need to be told, his name Is most famous In connection with his mysterious murder, which was popularly attributed to the seal with which he had devoted himself to unraveling the Popish plot. His body was found In a ditch near Primrose hill, face down-warand penetrated by hi3 own sword. under circumstances whlchprecluded the Idea of suicide or robbery. The excitement caused by this mysterious event Is Indicated by the fact that when the funeral procession left the city with great pomp and pageant for the burial It ground of St was preceded by seventy clergy and followed by upward of 1,000 persons of distinction. For 5 cents you get almost as much Battle Ax as you do of other high grade goods for 1 0 cents Before the days of Battle Ax consumers paid JO cents for same quality. Now, Battle Ax Highest Grade, 5 cents. That's true economy. d. iaacS Martlns-ln-the-Fiel- . .4th PRIZE CONTEST.. 1st Prize. Kimball Plano, "Style 3," 2d Prize. Bicycle, tor man or iobu 3d Prize, rasb 10 Casli Prizes, cacb 10 Casa Prizes, each SIO 60 Cash Prizes, each 52 - $ 600 00 75 00 J25" r d 5 A 50 00 A 250 00 100 00 120 00 1.195 00 83 Prizes the person wbe MMlrwU the leegeet first prise will be gives t no letter ef the alphsbet more then three I. goed English toeoutninlng l, Ithmetneeessery as every totter of the alphabet 1 heother times. eono wboso sontoneos aro next la j(rtnMm tors pell ge In regnlnr order to inion eentenrre ere of tijs same length preference will be given to the best ono. hit own sentence, and no person will be allowed Each competitor must eonatructonoe. A I Sentences tan sot be corrected or substituted uv enter this contest more than Residents of Omaha are not permitted to compote, I I after they are received. ! , directly or Indirectly. T RULES FOR THE SENTENCE (No Other. Furnished.) I Is to be measnred by the number of letters It Contains, length of a sentence be used or counted more than three times. No word sioept I hot no letter can A or I can be used more than once. Tb sentence must consist of eonvplete words. ( elnM, acares. abbreviations Or contractions, ete, must not be used. The pronoun I -- 1 and tli article a" will be accepted as complete word.. Proper house cannot wl 1 contestant must lnaloato by tguree at tbn end of hla WILLIAM J. BRYAN, Is Editor, 5 A 4 i T Wonu-tiaaa- u jiadnm, WeeKlq World-flerai- J. I , , temk-wsek- lr Prftm4 PoIIbI- lAn excellent enamel Move polish it fnede of powdered graphite, which, with natron soap and glycerin. Is mixed into a stiff paste. A few drops of oil of Omatia. NeD. February FIRST contest cloed Bt COSV comet cloaed May k 11. IBu. THIRD eontest closed lebruary contest wa D. D. LjzhL Winner of hnnbe Plano in thirdcontest was Mr Mary In same winnrrof UdH'h prize was Mrs Florence Thornton. Winner of IW ea-- h urlre P i he enclosed with on dollar tor a Is touted is la tb. westefa ebamploa oi frno 11 Nebraaka. of newspaper elitwir Obiaage sod the leading family v ft la rsaulred that each competing sente no du:a subsc'riutloo. The WaraLVa a dally. It tHiie, arto kencs i nearly a good end Trent-- n. Mo. Osrrlhjo.Neb. Washington. U. O. Bill of silver has recently Croat wall. Sosa. Oliver Cromwell ,wgt, UBfprtuiately, endowed with a very big and piinfnliy red nose. This circumstance gave rise He waa called tQmanyjlcknames. "the Almighty Nose," The Nose of Old England," "The Copper-Nos- e J Saint," together with other name more descriptive than polite. 1 1 (tire A , rrr ,"a taka baa saved C. L. Haver, . for Consumption me large doctor hills, Jtegent Sq , l'filadulphla. Pa., Iks.-- S, "Jo. MLen you are to tlum at know edge It It tba Uaby la Cutting Testa, Enr U w UtatvM a4 eU lrl4 wmiJy, Mg IMLOW BoVTKUO 8) 'Lr I4T OklMl Ayers Sarsaparilla. A TwUUutft vk-tim- t KIHQ CURE . vuu .uUilas u itlaalwat, rotlalla. fry to Whv I. It we always believe tliut w tan av a little money next mouth f All Abeut We. torn garni Land The "Corn Dell" i the name of an illustrated monthly newspaper published by the Chicago, lturlmgton A It aims to give informaQuincy It. 1L tion la an interesting way about the farm lands of the west bend 26 cents in postage stamp to the "Corn Belt," 209 Adams bt, Chicago, and the paper will be aent to your addres for one Tear, No man's creed is complete whitb does not declare a belief in himetf. Still Giving Away Friar Tbo novel prize contests of the Omaha World-lleral- d till continue. The lost one closed February first and the prizes bavo been awarded. The new prire contest just announced in our advertising columns is to see who can construct the longest good sentence in English without using any letter more than three times. A usual the first prize is a t GOO. 00 piano, this UmaaldmbaJVand five or six hundred dollars in cash prizes follow: Of course the object of the Weekly World-Heral- d is to secure new subscribers for their popular and newsy journal This la tbs third big contt the of kind which the World-Heral- d haa had to boom circulation and Editor Bryans paper, which champions the eause of free stiver, most be spending s good deal Of it in prizes - - All things com not to wait. to him who knows when Frss I. Contract." The latest photographs of th Hon. L of th Grand Amy of the Republic. Write to F. IL Lord, Quincy Building, Chicago, and yon will receive one free. N. Walker, commander-in-chie- f ! If RIIHMl Ml OVER Hb EfM, UM jTkoraptcnjEjflVvaler. all for 3 Bicycle Economy I Before buying a bicycle said to be just as good as a Columbia it is well to compare the prices at which the machines sell wcond-han- d. The second-han- d pice of Columbia often equals or exceeds the NEW price of the If you look a year ahead, there is wise economy in just-as-goo- d. iColumbiaSatHOOj STANDARD OF THE WORLD ; & POPE MFG. COMPANY HHHHHHHHffHHHitHHHiHHHfHHHIHH Premium No. I Chocolate 3: 40 rapsr 6wZZw3 v $1,000 THE A TEASwere prize to AGO CHICAGO EE00ED offered $30,000 la sash to authors for ths best "stories sf mystery." The stories sailed because It was required that a atyttory should rua through th entire story and bo dlarioMd only la th last FOR THE ONE WHO GUESSES !iJ BEST! chapter, th purpose being to glv CASH PRIZES to those reader 1 Tint CHICAGO RECORD who should to abls to solve the mystery, or coma nearest to a correct solution of It, IN ADVANCE of th pub' lication of th lost chapter la th paper. THE AWARD OF AUTHORS PRIZES HAS JUST BEEN flADE. Stories from all parts of lb world, to th aaabar of I16, wore oatend la tba cempetitloa. Twelve Cash Prizas were ottered tor the best twelve otorlee. Th Urat prize was 8i,ooo, ssd we woe by Merry Stillwell Edwards, f Maces, Hit story I emitted i Eagflsb-apaakl- 0. SONS AND FATHERS, AND ITS PUBLICATION WILL BEGIN IN TUB CHICAGO RECORD ON MARCH 3, snil continue la about thirty dally Installment, until completed. - SONS AND FATHERS " Is beyond ell question TMB GREAT TORY OP THB YEAR. There will be an Interval of a week or more between the publication of tb last Installment containing the explanation of th mystery and tb Immediately preced THE 5JlQfOOO ing chapter, during which period tb TMB RECORD. 10 IO DAYS. will be sent I any far 10 day, beginfirst chapter of tb tory, FOB 18 CEXTS. In cola or postage stamp. Tb story begins March O. snd It is desirable that sub- eriptlons should be received to for in advance of that dat as poastbi. but all subscription on thi apectal offer received up to April t will be filled, but none after AprtlL TMB RECORD address, ning with tb post-pai- d, THE CHICAGO RECORD Is Chicagos leading morning daily. In fact, with a single exception, it booth largest morning circulation la America tOOfiOO day. It I n member of Th Amoritted press snd "print all tb news from all the wond, It is Independent IB politics and fires til po ""lf prt'' i rwimcsMEBEiKimicK-y- t guesses trill be received by To still further promote popular interest la this remarkable story Trio CHICAGO RECORD cBors 810 000 in SS9 ceah prizes for tb tot guesses which shall come the nearest to being true and complete solution of th mystery in th story. IS DIVIDED AS FOLLOWS: FELL PAITIcrLARS totUs rsra To th reader Groat whom T11E RECORD reeel ve the most complete and correct tol alien In nil It details of th astir mystery uf the story," a It ahatl he disclosed le the last chapter when published 1,000 For tb s.eond boat solution...... 500 aHt.Hirrei For tb third heat solatia. 500 - For the foorth boat aolutttoa ZOO , 500 For th. aext 5 aetwt best .olotloao, 5100 Mrh 500 F.r th. aext 10 a Rarest best solutions, 50 each..... 504 Fer th mast M scares t beet solution., ts each.,. Far tha aozt 50 aearwet hot solutions, "to each..... t.OoO Far th aozt SOO assort tot eolations, 10 ssck.., 3,000 .800 For th aozt 500 nearest beat solutions, 5 each .... . Bitot la all prisos, aaoowattog to CENTS AND CCT THE RECORD , A Made by Walter Baker &CoM-- Ltd., 2 Dorchester, Mass., has been cele- - 3: 5 brated for more than a century as 2 $ a nutritious, delicious, and flesh- forming beverage. 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Lnsll.k Isnysses, ssd witboat aay atteiapa at "Rm wrtuaz a "eenplsie and Use tapir glrlaz at many sf tto faeta that ( to Intel y cefreet BlitlMSf tto suUrs aystsry tb. reader aay to Mb to dMesrer, to-- Tto SIO.OOO WIU be .warded, uoder tto retoHlous sihosseed. a -at tbejsSere s pools tod VyTlIE fHICAOO Mediae to tto Stot osd they will bars MHnplM ooalrol and Oaal declaim, toaod It toy apoai, is all Matters rriatls. to this Wtqto toottsb A ad last, hot oat east, ak. flVZS Mtsel ONLY WOMEN AND QIRL5 MAY GUESS. that THX CSICAOO 11C0I9 I. a MWtvtMi porttoolaiiy miitoM. toy wamoa e readme th. further ooodltloo to nod. that tto 810.000 la prtsto atoll to mld Mily for explanation, or fueeeee mat la by tareme sad stria. Ail may rsto, but only WOZULIt AJIO (11K1A MAY OCXS. litical news witb Jndkist Impartiality, free trom tb taint of partisan, Prof. 3. T. Hrlfieid, of tb chip. It It Chicago's family newspaper. Northwesters University, writing to tb Ersoston (111.) Index, says : -- 1 bare some to tbe firm conclusion, after a long test, and after wide comparison with the journals of many stales snd countries, that TMB CHICAGO RECORD comes ns near being the ideal dally journal sa w sre for mm time likely to find on these mortal shores." Tb journalists clam paper, published in New York, called 1 "NewapuptMontTwayz: America that to nearly ap- 'There is no paper published proaebea tb true Journalistic Ideal as THE CHICAGO RECORD. Forward your subscription as early as pwssfbie, so that your name may be entered on tbe subscription list et once end th paper be aent you without any delay and in time for the opening chapters of TB$ EICOSDI GREAT (10,000 PETEK 8T0EY. Ad tress 1 Y1CTCR F.IAWSCH. 131 PnMsfcer THE CHICAGO RECORD. Madison Street th. ALL. tstnPr Jon In tto search far WUVRmem beg "Mily wiiton sad gLTeicey gueto"-e- three or tour are better still. Let BOAS AKD FA7SXB8, 15 let tb. .earetlag of bldh-erad- e nblcb Phvo a lit A Woaur-HaaALO.- blessing. easily, soundly, feel like a new being, Ueamg is only part of been forwarded to Lbesuthorlties of the redemption department of the treasury at Washington In the surface of which a ten dollar certificate had been pressed in such a way that it had become incorporated with the metaL A statement accompanied it to the effect that a workman in a silversmith's factory had accidentally dropped the bill upon the s preeminently a PAXIX.T plate of silver while the latter was passad lie doily 4XWKPAPU, a exing through rolling machine. This e toeteliment of a oerla) story le a feature Intended to specially adrwUee-m- e loot planation being satisfactory, a fresh ten It to ttotomsclrcM. X. wpa.slae-.a- d dollar bill was aent to the loser. TW ftlaremsrtsWyTiberal offer Is made by the ffmtT the dtotioi uUhvd d, ffillot T.n Dollar thin plate An Imaginary -- A Big as a Bam Door' eat heartily, sleep and work tations 4444444444444444444444444444IM4444444dr mth 4 work? Ifs the natural effect of the waste of winter. So much for the season. Now for the word. If you would tlHEUMATISM,- 1 At AnftlgN 4oo Recently. llandel invited him to take breakfast, and e would say what he thought of it After coffee Green's patunte became exhausted, and be sail. "Hell, sir, vr hat Oo)ou think tf "Oh, your anthem! Ah, I did t ink dat tt wanted air." "Air!" cried Green. es, sir, and so I did hang it out of d viudow, replied Handel Harper s Hound Table - I THE ecd f(tie h-- WIIRRR DID YOU GET THIS I Of I RKf Cupid promises more than hit Had the Ladies Aid Society of our are aide to perform Church out for tea, forty of them, and all pronounced the German Coffeeberry equal to Rio! Salzers catalogue tell you all about It! 85 packages Earliest vegetable seeds (1.00 post paid. 4 od If won will rut Oil out with 15c, stamps to John A BaUer Seed Co.. La Crosse, Wia- - you w ill get free a package of above great coffee seed and our 148 page catalogue! Catalogue alone w.m 6c. If yon want a good servant girl go to a milkman. DaUam Cm1. k tb. Mat Mid tot. It will hrewa op fold aiUab, 5 fllvtorlt&l en-erg- y, -- la if' 1 GODFREY'S Tta season is Bprinc, Spring when you call on your body for all its and tax it to the limit of effort. Does it answer you when you call? Dooa it creep ru-h- gan-gte- $?eHS M It bed-tun- JPJLYDUR ...in Season. Holla-Fami- I at A Word inye 1 'leeit-monla- 1 elc Tb Same Old Tanara. Dear toe," said Maude, there has been a dreadful tot of talk in the iinae-carticle about a gold rm.. hat do you suppose they are driving at ? replied Mamie, tb, 1 dont knovv7 I guess it's just some taawiurytcne more of this stily jkiUa about enguge-wents- . ashiugwvn Mar Don't 11 Too ) ste for tlio Sfrawer. A nd don t ( mltwheN mu aro pa king i up your u In-- J rffi eta reuaraiory for the t lmie anions them a of lio,t-- t ter ,4 .nppiy lomacti It iter, tliegi.ut rtmecly forsea I, tie- travelers fot pli anuo or busl-- j oossceklus birelgaor clluo s Uor wio Ucsides y u 1 uiois bv steuiubt.al train, ly men rs lestlfv to tlie remedial hu1 niannt Fills, iic. and preventive t Hu si v of 'he littteis,wbit b is Ini uuipnral le for nausea head, ho ov,-- t W bat Wasttll.. r i,eutuavu.tu, uor vous , tvery boy and girl ha doubtless 'pepsin UiTinu-ries- s i heard t,jf the great composer llandel uuo Sidney noutle. b- dtnu t iieod a Here is a little btory told of Him and of Ittitt t Hr .Va urtce Green, h musician whose garter to keep her tis Usu up. StEtrurks riiou ( oi uus, hon Tbboit, corapostuoi a w era never remarkably fine. It seems he had sent a solo anetc, should t eoustantly supplied with Avoid imithem to llaudd for his opinion, and "brown s tkom fiial lrothes - t3 Tblst W offer One Hundred Dollar reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hatfr t'ntarrh Cure F. J CHENEY CO . Toledo, O Ft, the utileralgned M hive known F. J Cheney for the years, and believe him perfectly honorable In all buatnesi transactions, fnd ttnam-tsllable to carry out any . ltlons mads by their tirni. kALMMl KiWAN w MAnVIN. Wholesale Druggist. Toledo, Ohio. 1T s Catairh Cure I taken internally. act.: g directly upon the blood an ntacou. su, radf of the vtem sent free. Pi tee Tic per bottle. Bold by all druggists. tb. cd CHICACO, ILL explanation ef the mretery win th eta P3LEXA -- 4 rs V |