| Show Twin Explains World Court Ii I No Facts Can Bother Him I r t tirl irl I I ef 1 1 I i l lI I I e I 1 Any ny iny kind of a court Olin that'd ns m inay 11 I Ion long way aT towards putting pulling war o 0 i r WHAT asks tho misses la Is I I all this stuff about the thi world court I b been en rl reading It It all depends I tells her or on 0 what what- paper you olt been reading One On of ot oft cm II 11 tell you that Its it's If a 0 schema to drag he h United States State Into n a bite lotta European rows and shako shake a n flock of ot lack jock out of leans jeans another's tip lip you that Its It's n a grand erand scheme schema to make a n tramp cut Cout of ct war What do you think about It Inquires the wife CAN N U LEARN ANY A TIME Well ell says ays ays I the tho way I fig fig- figures fig ures urell It ft this country's rig lie Ig enough to take a chance chanc at lot anything once It If we w finds out later on weve we've been pulled Into a badger game cam game they the aint Tint nobody enough to keep us from breaking down the door and getting setting out How is this court going coins to t work v Kato Kate wants to know I dont don't know so much about It I 1 returns but buL but Im sure of that cuts In thE frau sweetly but Im I'm tired of listening to the radio end nd Id I'd lust lustor Ju lu t OF or soon hear you OU broadcast from Station BLAH I dont don't I know Inow now so much about It I goes foes on coldly but If I 1 Iwas was to forget all I ever did know Id I'd still have havo enough Info Into left to tomake tomake t make you one on of ot the smartest women In the world I lo lost t my chance for tor that r re- re remarks remarks marks the misses when I traded trade n II perfectly good yes for tor a phony phon wedding ring but tell me m about the court HOW hIOW IT Ir WORKS Its If like this sayS ays I Sup pose lOSO you and I I was to have a 4 row ow You You mean another row dont don't I you ou suggests Kate i ln Instead tead of ot n me so taking a a poke pok at you I continues like I should hou Ought to towe we e takes lakes a our troubles trouble to toa tia a court The Tho judges listen to t both sides shies of the th case mine be- be because cause I got cot a n caso case and ours be- be because because cause you think you have one and then they decides You and me being members member of ot the court Is got gotto gotto to accept their decision Suppose I I refuse refus to what then demands the th misses Then the court takes steps to you behave I explains They would blockade your house for tor Instance and wouldn't let any food In If It that didn't work worle they'd go BO further yet What else could th they y do asks Kate DIE Dill FOR J c In your your case I I tells her bet It be easy to make you sur sur- sur surrender surrender render All the tho court would have to do is cut off olt your party line and you'd die dle of a lack of ot scandal ir II lino no time lime That's That'll That the th tb big biff idea ot of othe the world court Now do you get It No I dont don't snaps the wife Suppose I returns Italy and in Serbia wele having a a fuss luss over o n a boundary line or something om In- In Instead Instead stead mead of shooting each cach other up they take their ther troubles to the thicourt court and everything's settled without a war That's plain Isn't It Maybe Maybo that would work All allright alright right with tho the little countries agrees the frau but suppose th the fuss s was wa to be bo between England and the United States and the th court ordered the United States to give up Texas lets let's l t say to England Eng Eng- England land STARVE Sl T THEMSELVES You Tou mean mean what would hap hap- happen happen happen pen I asks aks It if England prefer prefer- preferred red to gO co to war rather than take tak Texas Dont Dont Don't be b silly Illy snaps snaps naps Kate I want to understand this busi- busi business business ness What would happen It If the United States State refused to hand over Texas Well Veil Well says I I I suppose all the theother th tb other countries s In the tho court would blockade the United States ant and starve us liS Into surrender What a s swell chance chanc ox- ox exclaims exclaim claims the th wife toe to starve tarvo out the th lh United States State The Tho only thing thin n a blockade would do would be bo to starve the blockaders to death dath I never thought of o that I a- a ad- ad admit mit I suppose suppose se in a R pinch all the tho rest of the th countries would start a n war with the th United States I thought tho the court was going to end all wars sneers Kate What of IU It I snaps Some time Some times you got rot to have havo a war w r to 10 end n a war Just like youve you've got rot to t give I folks folk poison polson to kill the tho th effects of another kind ot of poison polson Cut Cut Cut- Cutting ting off a a 0 guys guy's leg aint a nice peaceful measure but it might be betho bethe b the tho only top to save lav a 0 bins bin's bim life Then you think the tho court would work wor all right rem remarks the th misses I I told you I only thought It was worth orth trying says says L You admits It would work with the little countries Did you ou ever stop storto to think that most of the th big biff wari ars have llave ben been started farted by the th little countries Big nil countries like England the th United States and andI I France ranee are too busy making snaking money to jump lump Into wars war without a 0 a good reason Them boys boy In the th Bal Dal- Balkans Bal Lans kans aint aint got cot no busIness or nothing to keep cm ens hustling and they start rt a war over ther there ju just ju-it t those thoo kids believe ou il go a the bum for the fun of ot the thing Any kind of a court that's that make mak those kid kids kida behave would go along a long way to- to toward toward ward v putting war on the bum now HOW ABOUT OTHERS I should Imagine suggests the frau that the th United States and and England Ingland could get together by themselves and stop war Who Vho is there In Europe that would start tart anything with those two countries 3 together Maybe nobody would I agrees but who then would stop the United States and England from grabbing crabbing off oft anything they want wan wanI I cd As far as Im I'm concerned re- re returns turns Kate they ought to have anything they wanted That I remarks would would be b alively a 11 lively song sons to sing sine In Parts Paris or Berlin Ber- Ber Berlin Ber Berlin lin Dont Don't you figure those thos folks have hav some rights too Wo We Ve got to make some som sacrifices to get peace returns Kate BY DY BIG DIG ONES Sure says I You lou dont don't I care who makes the sacrifices as long as It isn't us The whole idea ot of the tho world court is to give the little Ittle fellers as square quare a shake as I the th big ones once Instead of a n world court you want to start another r world war As a a matter of fact tact though youre you're right in a n wa way Even ven If It they do put over a II world court the chances are ar that it willbe willbe will be run by the tho United States Eng Eng- Eng Eng- England land and France Yes ies agrees the tho misses but who's gonna keep those thos three thre from getting Into fusses XO SO MONEY MOXEY FOR OR A NEW WAR WAI The Th rate of ot exchange for tor tho the next BO 60 years year years I tells her They The aint a a chance chanco of England or Franco France going In In for a big big- war for foi halt a century anyhow and by that time I 1 figures labor and the woman vote Is going coing to be 10 so strong that there ther wont won't bo be a n chance I o a ot voting a n war Besides Beside that Inventions In In- In is going Ing to kill oft off tin the Ih chances of war How lIow do you you u mean asks asIes I Kate ate Well Yell says sas say I It If French air air- airplanes planes could fly over London antI and an 1 smother mother all the people to death got got with poison polson gas you got to to re- re remember re remember member that an English airplane could fly over Paris end and do th the same Bame thing thine The result is gonn gonna be that all the countries are alo go go- go going ing to be scared to death of each other and you ou cant can't get a guy to kill another bird If It he ho knows hes hea going to be Killed himself in the th process Am I right You never have ha been applauds applauds ap- ap applauds the tho frau |
