Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1923-09-02 | Page 10 | Tom Sims Says

I j TOM SIMS g gl I l SAYS Wheat Is cheaper than corn cornAnd And flour Is higher than meal Epidemic of saxophone stealing Is rampant in New York Perhaps there Is a robber band Many just returned from sum sum- summer summer mer resorts may ma enjoy learning one has burned In Michigan Los Angeles landlord has bas been arrested charged with robbing people peo peo- people people who were not his tenants Mr and Mrs Hoover Jones of oC Delphi Ind have bave been married 60 years without a shot Woman kicked out a train win window window dow Cow In Cedar Rapids la Ia Luckily she was inside at the timeA time timeA A young lady tells us she Is go go- goIng going ing bathing suiting Although 99 years old the post postmaster master of Va can still read the postal cards alone Kewaunee Win WIs has hu the biggest mayor He is la the biggest man in Kewaunee He weighs This world Is so full of a number of things Salem Ore doctors found a glove in a man i i Hens Hen's egg was found in a Lake Jake bass baas Jf If t we e cId c md Id eui II teach bass to lay hen ben eggs Chiropodists convention says ex ex- examine examine a amine her ber feet et before marrying We say eay examine finger nails Its It's sate safe to take oft off your heavy beavy underwear now Two can live Uve longer than one As a man thinks BO ao Is Ia he As a woman dresses so ao Is she Its It's a wonder they dont don't catch cold changing from Crom a summer cummer dress Into a hot bot bathing suit suit Fine feathers make fine birds And fino fine feathers make sad fad birds when the bills bill come como In 1 Misery doesn't doesn't- always love com corn company company pan pany when hen It comes for dinner r