Ogden Daily Standard | 1907-01-14 | Page 4 | Pleasantries

pleasantries PLEASANT RIES stella A girl should look before she leaps bella yes it she good looks she wont get a chance to leap there should be no secrets be tween hubband and wife says the cynical bachelor except what they really think of each other why are you making new resolutions naw instead of waiting till the new year 1 I want to aee if I 1 can go that long without breaking them little alile papa why Is it that all our coins have a comans womans head stamped on them air Henny peck well er son money talks puck what are you in asked the jovial drummer 1 I replied mr pompous im sir I 1 you dont say been at itliong it long have ye he after the t refusal hal I 1 been rich perhaps your answer would have been quite different she perhaps he but poverty as no crime she oh yes it asand the punishment is hard labor t colored cadger will you please gi me something to eat housewife threateningly til fetch my if colored cadger madam pray do not trouble ay iy race ha given up cannibalism for generations briggs they say that two hens ro in a chicken house will raise the temperature enough to keep it from freezing you dont say if the case ill have to get a couple and keep them in my apartment