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Show FUNNY LINES. When a merchant gets down to business busi-ness he is pretty sure of getting up in the world. Baltimore American. Afieb a woman passes a certain age she would just as soon get married on Friday as on any other day. Atchison Globe Spicfb ''Ii is wonderful the spell Twigps' typewriter ha9 thrown over him." Prieer "For my part, I don't think it is half as astonishing as the spell she puts in his business letters." Inter Ocean. Unexpected. Codling "Qoslin received re-ceived quite a compliment from the doctah, doncher know." Gurley "Aw! What was it?" Codling "Said he was thweatened with bwain fever, doncher know." Jester. |