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Show Inter-Mountain Editorial Hilites Selected for Western Newspaper Union Service by K. A. C. and C. B. W. There's one thing thai can't go up too much, and that is higher education. educa-tion. (lunlnerville (Nov.) Itecord-C'oui'ier. Itecord-C'oui'ier. To better the chances of some family fam-ily making a living in your community is a worthier cause then any political agitation. Ephraiin (I'tnh) Enterprise. Enter-prise. The new administration will have a lor of office furniture to sell, undamaged undam-aged except for the spur marks on the desks. Nampa (Idaho) Free 1'ress. The complete returns show that lb',tiS!.373 people voted for Mr. Harding, Har-ding, and it is feared that there will not lie offices enough for all of them. Winneniucca (Xev.) Star. Doctors are now able to nnake a deail man's heart beat after he is dead. They'd better start practising on a few of the dead ones who haven't yet died. Enimett (Idaho) Examiner. What are called bandits with licenses li-censes in cities are thieves who to disguise dis-guise their operations secure licenses to drive taxis. But are they safe that it is entirely a misnomer? Goldfield (Xev.) Tribune. I While California is baking in 70-degree 70-degree weather and keeping many of the doctors busy caring for the puny, Gunnison is making red-cheeked and red-corpuscled citizens in cold, clear ami crisp weather. Gunnison (Utah) News. The niicror business ought to be mighty good, now that a lot of legislative legis-lative halls, council chambers, jury rooms, business offices, city halls, etc., have to be fitted up to take care of women members. Elko (New) Free Fress. The city of Chicago has sued the Tribune for $10,000,000 libel. G'wan ! There ain't that much money iu the world: and if there was, .no newspaper would have it. And how could anybody any-body libel Chicago, anyway? Brig-City Brig-City (Utah) Journal. Tennessee Is now talking of chloroformed chloro-formed Sundays and Utah is going to stage a fight over the cigaret and its big brothers, the pipe and cigar. These are but ripples from the big splash that took place when the national na-tional beer keg upset. Twin Falls (Idaho) Times. .The weather still continues. One night this week the temperature dropped to 12 below and we had one clear day. The weather man then threw the machinery into reverse, gear and we have had snow mostly since, with a heavy fall Wednesday. The 'snow level now stands at about 32 inches. McCall (Idaho) Star. Toung man, it Is all very nice to fly high and have everything you hanker for, and all that, but take it from us that if you do not work and save now while you have youth and strength, in later years when you are old you will become a public or private charge and dependent, which is often worse than death. Logan (Utah) Journal. All the human being requires in an emergency is food, clothing and shelter. shel-ter. Idaho supplies them all meat, vegetables and grain for food; wool for clothing; brick, stone and lumber for shelter, to say nothing of firewood fire-wood for fuel and plenty of water-power water-power to run mills, light homes and furnish heat for household cooking. Boise (Idaho) Statesman. If the people don't get their clocks all set at the same time so we can tell what time is the right time, we'll have a heck of a time some of these times timing ourselves when we want to be on time at some certain time to take a train if it's on time or we may lie there ahead of time ami have to wait some time before train time. What time nave you? Payette (Idaho) Enterprise. At any rate, O'Ciillaghan accomplished accom-plished the purpose for which he violated vio-lated American laws. He made his little speech and can now go home deported, if that is what the present state and labor departments desire to call it. While his impudence is not condoned in the least, one cannot but admire the effrontery of a 20-year-old scrapper who can tell the four-flushers and savants at Washington where to head in. And then we say we have Intelligent laws and official .competency .compe-tency ! Bocatello (Idaho) Tribune. One Las Vegas man's lot is about s bad as another's. A bald-headed man saves on haircuts, but has to spend the money for hair tonic. Las Vegas' (Xev.) Age. In Berkeley someone found a bill and when advertised 2."t Beikeleyites came forward and said that they had lost such a bill. What a lot of liars A five-dollar bill can develop among I- a peoplw who have 1 c;-e;ofore beer I .vpuiod jj honest. G -lO.'Vld (Xev.; J vrihi'j- I |