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Show IN THE NOT-DISTANT FUTURE ! Education of "Little Johnnies" of Next j Generation May Be Conducted Along Sanitary Lines. . She conducted her school on the strictest and most approved hygienic principles, and g before deciding JHl to take little Wil- ffcjS He as a scholar MFk slie asked nlm - the usual ques- p ' --.-y-X "Have you had ji. ; your vermiform B appendix re- dj moved?" she in- "B" quired. "Yes, ma'am," promptly replied little lit-tle Willie. "Have you your own sanitary slate sponge, a disinfected drinking cup, certificate cer-tificate for Inoculation for the croup, chicken-pox and measles?" "Yes, ma'am." "Do you possess a patent antiseptic dinner box, and do you wear a collapsible col-lapsible life belt, a camphor bag round your throat, and insulated rubber rub-ber heels for crossing the electric lines? And have you taken out a life insurance policy against all the encroachments en-croachments of old age?" "I can truthfully say 'Yes,' ma'am." "Then hang your cap upon the Insulated In-sulated peg, and proceed to learn on sanitary lines." ' |