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Show JOKES Prof., in class What figure of speech is, "I love my teacher?" Student I guess it's sarcasm. Dumb Have you seen any good looking girls? Bell Nope, I haven't been out of town. Stage Manager All ready, run up the curtain. Stage Hand Say, what do you think I am, a squirrel? "Is your chauffeur economical?" "Very, he never runs on more than two wheels and three cilln-ders." cilln-ders." Two fleas were talking in the zoo: "Join me in a game of golf," said one. "Where?" said the other. "Over the Lynx," said the first. George I fell last night and struck my head on the piano. Ruth Hurt youself, George No. luckily I hit the soft pedal. The school board out on visit j ' The teacher asked Jack Turloy.j , "Now Jack, who signed the Magna Carta? J "Honest, teacher. I didn't do It, whimpered Jack. "Sit down." said the teacher, deeply chagrinned. The Poard Member was not satisfied Moving up to the front he called. : "Bring that boy back. I don't like the way he acts. I believe he did it anyhow." Melvin What did Ruth do when you told her that you liked to drive i with one hand? J Melvin She gave me an apple. i ! "Little Clarance has a new name ( for his father?' sister since she sent j him that cent for his birthday." j "What is it?" i "Penny Ante." |